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Fantasy cast for video game movies
Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2014 12:33 am
by ScottyMcGee
You can be super serious about it or goofing off. Go crazy, I sure did. I wrote down a bunch of other possible roles with question marks. Deceased actors/actresses are also up for grabs. Let's just pretend everyone is alive.
Super Mario
Mario - Nick Offerman(?), John Rys-Davies(?), Zach Galifinakis(?), Robin Williams, Paul Giamatti(?)
Luigi - Sacha Baron Cohen, Johnny Galecki (?)
Peach - Malin Akerman
The Legend of Zelda (going for OoT here)
Link - Taylor Kitsch, Chris Pine(?), Jeremy Renner(?), Jake Gyllenhal(?)
Young Link - Thomas Brodie-Sangster
Zelda/Sheik - Andrea Riseborough
Young Zelda - Chloe Grace Mortez (when she was a bit younger)
Impa - Famke Janssen
Ganondorf - Ron Pearlman
Nabooru - Kim Kardashian, Freema Agyeman
Navi (voice) - Dakota Fanning
Great Deku Tree (voice) - Ian McKellen
Malon - Isla Fisher
Young Malon - idk some redheaded little girl, or maybe Emma Watson if she were the same age as when she started Harry Potter
Saria - idk blanking out now and I really want to post this anyway
Metroid
Samus Aran - Charlize Theron (after seeing her in Prometheus I feel she would nail the part)
Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2014 1:18 am
by Thanous
Uncharted:
Nathan drake: whoever plays bash in reign, or Nathan fillion (however the hat it's spelled)
Elena fisher: the hot chick from vghs
Sully: I know I've seen some old dood actor that looks exactly like him, but I can't just put my finger on it ATM.
Chloe Frazer: maybe London Tipton?
Marlow: maybe Glenn close?
Cutter: there's also that perfect guy out here for this role that I just can't remember his name ATM, maybe Rhys Darby? XD that would be hilarious.
That's all I can think of ATM.[DOUBLEPOST=1418620718,1418619960][/DOUBLEPOST]Adam Scott as talbot!
Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2014 2:04 am
by Deepfake
All roles to be played by Mickey Rourke, Kurt Russel, and Joseph Gordon-Levitt. They can take turns as each character.
Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2014 2:27 am
by LOOT
Link as MISTER T
Ganondorf as WOODY HARRELSON
that's all, that's all the video games need
Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2014 12:55 pm
by ScottyMcGee
Oh, I knew I forgot one. Unlike the others, I'm set in stone with this cast.
Final Fantasy VII
Cloud -Alex Pettyfer
Aerith - Bryce Dallas Howard
Tifa - Chloe Bennett
Barrett - Ice Cube
Cid - Dennis Leary
Vincent Valentine - Johnny Depp
Yuffie - Brenda Song
Cait Sith (voice) - David Tennant
Red XIII (voice) - Patrick Stewart
Sephiroth - Paul Bettany
Reno - Zac Efron
Rude - Dwayne Johnson
Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2014 1:05 pm
by Calamity Panfan
Doom: Repercussions of Evil
John Stalvern: Chris Pratt
Dad: Bruce Willis
Cernel Joson: Samuel L. Jackson
The Demons: Bradley Cooper, Tom Hardy, Michael B. Jordan, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Jennifer Lawrence, Amanda Seyfried, Will Smith, and [spoiler]Chris Pratt[/spoiler]
Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2014 5:57 pm
by Valigarmander
Super Mario Bros.: The Better Movie
Starring Danny DeVito as Mario,
Jack McBrayer as Luigi,
Amy Poehler as Peach,
Peter Dinklage as Toad,
Patrick Warburton in a rubber suit as Bowser,
and Andy Serkis as Yoshi.
Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2014 6:12 pm
by Thanous
[QUOTE="Valisnowmander, post: 1505234, member: 30663"]Super Mario Bros.: The Better Movie
Starring Danny DeVito as Mario,
Jack McBrayer as Luigi,
Amy Poehler as Peach,
Peter Dinklage as Toad,
Patrick Warburton in a rubber suit as Bowser,
and Andy Serkis as Yoshi.[/QUOTE]
I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE[DOUBLEPOST=1418681551,1418681510][/DOUBLEPOST]maybe aziz ansari as yoshi tho lmao
Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2014 6:40 pm
by X-3
SONIC THE LIVE ACTION MOVIE
Sonic: Adam Sandler
Tails: Shia LaBeouf
Knuckles: Jeff Goldblum
Eggman: Louis C.K.
Directed by David Cronenberg
Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2014 9:38 pm
by ZeldaGirl
[QUOTE="Valisnowmander, post: 1505234, member: 30663"]Super Mario Bros.: The Better Movie
Patrick Warburton in a rubber suit as Bowser,
[/QUOTE]
I would watch the **** out of this.
Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2014 12:03 am
by Bomby
Joe Pesci is the only actor fit to play Mario.
Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2014 1:06 pm
by ScottyMcGee
[QUOTE="Valisnowmander, post: 1505234, member: 30663"]
Amy Poehler as Peach,
[/QUOTE]
OH MY GOD YES HOW DID I NOT THINK OF THAT I RESCIND MY CASTING FOR HER INSTEAD
Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2014 6:04 pm
by CaptHayfever
A bunch of my fantasy cast for Eternal Darkness died, got way too old for the action, or went crazy. :(
And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"
Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2014 3:42 am
by Bomby
Goodbrothers: A Martin Scorsese Film
Mario - Joe Pesci
Luigi - Robert DeNiro
Peach - Cybill Shepherd
Bowser - Harvey Keitel
Actually I take it back I don't give half a **** about the rest of the cast I just want to see Joe Pesci and Robert DeNiro as Mario & Luigi.
Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2014 7:01 am
by Deepfake
^ Al Pacino as Toad
Posted: Sat Dec 20, 2014 1:46 am
by I REALLY HATE POKEMON!
MGS:
Snake as Tom Cruise, Ocelot as Liam Neeson, Will Ferrel as Johnny.
Posted: Sat Dec 20, 2014 1:53 am
by X-3
You want Solid Snake to play Tom Cruise?
"Colonel, look at the goddamn birds!"
"The truth!?"
Posted: Sat Dec 20, 2014 1:55 am
by I REALLY HATE POKEMON!
He just plays his stealth roles so well, namely Mission Impossible.
Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2014 5:26 pm
by Apollo the Just
SSB4: THE MOVIE
Nicolas Cage as Bowser
Kanye West as Mario
Kanye West photoshopped to look taller as Luigi
Orlando Bloom as Link
Beyonce as Wii Fit Trainer
The guy who plays Phoenix Wright in the live action as Marth
Miley Cyrus as Peach
Johnny Depp in various wigs as all of the Koopalings
Akamaru from Naruto's voice actor as Duck Hunt Dog
Elijah Wood as a Mii of Elijah Wood
Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2014 6:03 pm
by Calamity Panfan
[QUOTE="xXdeck~the~hallzXx, post: 1506244, member: 30977"]SSB4: THE MOVIE
Nicolas Cage as Bowser
Kanye West as Mario
Kanye West photoshopped to look taller as Luigi
Orlando Bloom as Link
Beyonce as Wii Fit Trainer
The guy who plays Phoenix Wright in the live action as Marth
Miley Cyrus as Peach
Johnny Depp in various wigs as all of the Koopalings
Akamaru from Naruto's voice actor as Duck Hunt Dog
Elijah Wood as a Mii of Elijah Wood[/QUOTE]
i will give you ten billino dollars to make this movie