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Make your favorite movies sound boring
Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2014 5:28 pm
by Gumchum
Stole this from a friend on the Facespaces. Take some of your all-time favorite movies and make them sound as boring as possible. Don't give the title away. I'll start:
These guys like bowling. One wants a rug.
Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2014 5:59 pm
by LOOT
Three guys talk over a bunch of dumb movies.
Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2014 6:08 pm
by Calamity Panfan
a bunch of stuff happens in a room
Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2014 6:46 pm
by Marilink
An falsely-accused guy gets out of prison.
Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2014 6:52 pm
by I REALLY HATE POKEMON!
White dude is caught by Japanese guys, gets Stockholm Syndrome and a sword, and becomes the last sword guy.
Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2014 7:27 pm
by Apollo the Just
Kid who has no friends or social life gets a pet instead
Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2014 8:03 pm
by Booyakasha
Kid's village gets massacred by generic eviltons, and he is forced into slavery, pushing wheel around and around for decades. Eventually he is freed and goes on quest to kill head evilton. (Also------has maybe ten lines of dialogue in whole movie.)
Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2014 12:25 am
by Gumchum
^ That actually sounds interesting.
Two paleontologists, a mathematician and a couple kids go to a zoo opening. The power goes out for a couple hours.
Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2014 12:37 am
by LOOT
A bunch of kids toys get animated and there's a bunch of cultural references halfway into the movie and it ends like everyone is actually a good guy
Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2014 12:41 am
by Calamity Panfan
a guy who can't remember well gets tattoos because his wife died
Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2014 2:14 am
by CaptHayfever
A rock band tries to avoid being bothered by people.
And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"
Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2014 2:21 am
by DarkZero
Teenager makes his mom and dad dance, also tries to get his car fixed.
Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2014 2:47 am
by Saria Dragon of the Rain Wilds
Cowboys and tuberculosis.
Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2014 3:25 am
by Valigarmander
A bunch of scientists' vacation is ruined when the power goes out.
Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2014 4:03 am
by X-3
Some guy saves a princess as part of a contract ands ends up falling in love with her.
Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2014 11:37 am
by Gumchum
A writer and his lawyer go to Las Vegas and do Las Vegas things.
Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2014 11:43 am
by Random User
Some guys hosts a radio show for soldiers or something.
Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2014 12:22 pm
by Marilink
Some people sleep at the same time and have some dreams.
Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2014 1:29 pm
by Apollo the Just
An old lady who was once an actress reminisces. That's it that's the movie
Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2014 1:36 pm
by Gumchum
A cruise ship sets out for America. Some people go swimming.