Lightsabers and severed heads

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Lightsabers and severed heads

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Post by Valigarmander » Fri Jan 31, 2014 3:47 pm

This is something Val realized the last time he watched a Star Wars film. One of the features of the lightsaber is that it instantly cauterizes wounds that it causes, thus preventing any major blood loss as a result of dismemberment (Aqualish bar thugs notwithstanding).

So, if one were to lop off someone else's head with a lightsaber...

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...then the instant cauterization should trap enough oxygenated blood in the brain to keep the decapitated head alive and conscious for a good 15 seconds.

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Post by b l a n k » Fri Jan 31, 2014 5:36 pm

So you get an extra 15 seconds of life, huh? No wonder getting your head chopped off was once considered the most chivalric way to be executed.

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Post by Tyler » Fri Jan 31, 2014 6:48 pm

Yeah, you get to put on a good smile for those witnessing your execution.

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Post by X-3 » Fri Jan 31, 2014 7:49 pm

Windu looks pretty bored in that first picture.

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Post by Booyakasha » Fri Jan 31, 2014 8:14 pm

Man. If ever there were an instance where you'd rather be Greedo than Jango Fett, it's the death. Greedo never saw it coming. Plus, there's a degree of dignity to getting gunned down by Han Solo; whereas having your dumb head lopped off by that plonker Mace Windu would be downright humiliating.
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Post by Tyler » Fri Jan 31, 2014 8:54 pm

I remember trying to pause Episode III when I was younger, and catch Dooku's severed head falling off. Never did manage to do it.

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