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Captain Planet.

Posted: Mon Apr 22, 2013 9:35 am
by VG_Addict
Well, it's that time of year again. Boomerang's annual Earth Day Captain Planet marathon. Anyone gonna watch it?

Posted: Mon Apr 22, 2013 1:08 pm
by Booyakasha
The only thing cool about 'Captain Planet' is the eco-villains. Like, in most cases, people hurt the environment as an accidental side-effect of their endeavours---like, air pollution generated by industry, habitat destruction caused by human expansion...that kind of thing. But the eco-villains pretty much just want to murder the planet, like, for kicks. There's something rad about that sort of insane pointless evil. (Oh, and Doctor Blight? Yowza. You pollute that planet, baby. It's getting hot in here, and not just cuz of global warming.)

Rest of the show is garbage. Planeteers are dumb, Captain Planet himself is dumb, writing is dumb and preachy.

Sometimes I think of how much Captain Planet merch must be sitting around in landfills right now, and I feel a dark joy deep inside.

Posted: Mon Apr 22, 2013 3:05 pm
by The Flattest Pancake
LET OUR POWERS COMBINED

Nah, I probably won't. Besides, we switched cable providers, so I'm not sure if we even have Boomerang anymore.

Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2013 2:49 am
by Apollo the Just
Captain Planet is a horrible, horrible show that I watch knowing full well that it is horrible and from which I derive enjoyment for the reason that it is horrible.

i definitely cant take a marathon in one sitting though jeez

Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2013 2:51 am
by DarkZero
I really don't need a marathon either. One episode will pretty much fill my narm quota for the day.

Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2013 4:49 am
by Deepfake
Wasn't the red haired guy voiced by the same actor as the EXCUSE ME PRINCESS Link?

Guess not, they just remind me of one another, I guess. It might have to do with them both being douchelords.

Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2013 5:00 am
by Apollo the Just
you got me really excited thinking that was the case for a second :{(

Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2013 6:38 am
by Booyakasha
Speaking of voices, I'm looking over the cast list, and I've just now learned that earth-ring-ass "let our powers combine" kid was actually our man LeVar Burton, of 'Reading Rainbow' and 'Star Trek TNG' fame. Wacky.

And holy crap---dumb 'heart' Indian kid later went on to voice Lloyd in 'Tales of Symphonia'! How does that make you feel, CL?