Childhood Movies
Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 12:30 am
As a kid, I was exposed to all things Disney courtesy of my family. They'd buy the crap out of Disney VHS tapes because they apparently got it in their minds that their kids are totally mesmerized by cartoons. Now it is 2012 and I only now have vague memories of these films. Let me share with you all my memories of these movies (the ones that come to mind, anyway) so I can fuel my nostalgia and brighten a dull evening.
Robin Hood: What is someone took the tale of Robin Hood and made it furry? Something surprisingly endearing. As a child, I didn't really understand what the plot was (a theme that will recur with all the following movies) but I do remember the slapstick and that one scene where Lady Kluck goes all American football on Prince John's guards. As well as that one scene where Friar Tuck goes bat**** insane when he gets captured; that part always freaked me out back then. I'm pretty sure this was the one movie I repeatedly watched the most.
101 Dalmatians: My naive child brain made me wonder where Perdita got the initial puppies from. But after that, I didn't really care, because there were shenanigans going on with Cruella and her hilarious cronies Jasper and Horace. I don't know why, but I found those two the most hilarious characters of the movie. Especially when they blindside Cruella's car and then Jasper tells her to shut up. It was indeed worth that scary-ass face Cruella makes before she rams the puppies' truck. In fact, the villains totally stole the show for me, because I actually don't remember much about the scenes with the talking animals.
The Jungle Book: I didn't find Mowgli all that appealing, really. He seemed kind of annoying. Baloo also wasn't all that great to me either, especially after getting his ass kicked by Shere Khan. And Shere Khan? Kaa? Hathi? The vultures? King Louie? Meh. But I liked Bagheera. I don't know why. Which is weird because the straight man of a group is usually the most unliked. I guess in my little child heart, I knew he was the one who was trying to do the right thing and get Mowgli back to humanity. Or maybe because he looked cool in black. I don't know. Also, I wondered if at any moment after the movie, Shere Khan is still running from that burning branch tied to his tail.
The Lion King: I remember when I was on the stairs of my old house when mom came home announcing that she bought the tape for The Lion King. It wasn't particularly exciting, but I remember it for some strange reason. I recall not being particularly surprised when Mufasa died. Maybe my child self just hasn't reached that capacity for empathy just yet. But my heart was pounding when the hyenas chased him. And, like almost every other goddamn kid who watched this, my favorite scenes were the ones with Timon and Pumbaa. Even going as far as to play this game to death and watch their friggin' cartoon.
Aladdin: This is the one Disney movie I actually remember going to the movies for. I went with my dad, which was weird because I rarely ever do anything with him. I didn't get any of the Genie's jokes. But I found Iago funny. I even watched the sequel. Don't judge me. I should really watch the second sequel, actually. Mostly because they actually got Robin Williams to reprise his role as the Genie, which is just remarkable to me. ...Well, not really. Because money.
That's all I can remember. Do any of you have any particular movies you watched as a child (not particularly animated; I was bombarded with just animated movies as a kid) that you remember fondly, changed your views of the world, ruined your life forever, etc.? Because nostalgia is a drug and you all must take a hit with me.
Actually, I'm thinking about watching these again, but Disney, with their moratorium bull**** and releasing remasters for the seventy-millionth time, make it difficult to acquire copies. MAN TOO BAD TORRENTS DONT EXIST RITE
...Actually, no. I'm scared I would get caught.
Robin Hood: What is someone took the tale of Robin Hood and made it furry? Something surprisingly endearing. As a child, I didn't really understand what the plot was (a theme that will recur with all the following movies) but I do remember the slapstick and that one scene where Lady Kluck goes all American football on Prince John's guards. As well as that one scene where Friar Tuck goes bat**** insane when he gets captured; that part always freaked me out back then. I'm pretty sure this was the one movie I repeatedly watched the most.
101 Dalmatians: My naive child brain made me wonder where Perdita got the initial puppies from. But after that, I didn't really care, because there were shenanigans going on with Cruella and her hilarious cronies Jasper and Horace. I don't know why, but I found those two the most hilarious characters of the movie. Especially when they blindside Cruella's car and then Jasper tells her to shut up. It was indeed worth that scary-ass face Cruella makes before she rams the puppies' truck. In fact, the villains totally stole the show for me, because I actually don't remember much about the scenes with the talking animals.
The Jungle Book: I didn't find Mowgli all that appealing, really. He seemed kind of annoying. Baloo also wasn't all that great to me either, especially after getting his ass kicked by Shere Khan. And Shere Khan? Kaa? Hathi? The vultures? King Louie? Meh. But I liked Bagheera. I don't know why. Which is weird because the straight man of a group is usually the most unliked. I guess in my little child heart, I knew he was the one who was trying to do the right thing and get Mowgli back to humanity. Or maybe because he looked cool in black. I don't know. Also, I wondered if at any moment after the movie, Shere Khan is still running from that burning branch tied to his tail.
The Lion King: I remember when I was on the stairs of my old house when mom came home announcing that she bought the tape for The Lion King. It wasn't particularly exciting, but I remember it for some strange reason. I recall not being particularly surprised when Mufasa died. Maybe my child self just hasn't reached that capacity for empathy just yet. But my heart was pounding when the hyenas chased him. And, like almost every other goddamn kid who watched this, my favorite scenes were the ones with Timon and Pumbaa. Even going as far as to play this game to death and watch their friggin' cartoon.
Aladdin: This is the one Disney movie I actually remember going to the movies for. I went with my dad, which was weird because I rarely ever do anything with him. I didn't get any of the Genie's jokes. But I found Iago funny. I even watched the sequel. Don't judge me. I should really watch the second sequel, actually. Mostly because they actually got Robin Williams to reprise his role as the Genie, which is just remarkable to me. ...Well, not really. Because money.
That's all I can remember. Do any of you have any particular movies you watched as a child (not particularly animated; I was bombarded with just animated movies as a kid) that you remember fondly, changed your views of the world, ruined your life forever, etc.? Because nostalgia is a drug and you all must take a hit with me.
Actually, I'm thinking about watching these again, but Disney, with their moratorium bull**** and releasing remasters for the seventy-millionth time, make it difficult to acquire copies. MAN TOO BAD TORRENTS DONT EXIST RITE
...Actually, no. I'm scared I would get caught.