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Worst movie you've seen
Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 6:31 pm
by Tyler
What is the worst movie you've seen. I can't pick. There are so many terrible ones.
Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 7:28 pm
by Calamity Panfan
The Wizard is probably the worst movie I've seen.
On the other hand, it's probably the best commercial.
Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 7:52 pm
by LOOT
The Room, Mortal Kombat: Annihilation, and NIMH 2 off the top of my mind.
NIMH 2 was like... wow, is this... is this really a sequel?
MKA was just... bad. Especially the Animality fight near the end, I couldn't even look at the screen.
The Room is TEARING ME APART, LISA! Oh, hai Mark!
Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 8:52 pm
by Rainbow Dash
Loot wrote:The Room is TEARING ME APART, LISA! Oh, hai Mark!
"Hi."
"Can I help you?"
"Yeah can I have a dozen red roses please?"
"Oh hi Johnny I didn't know it was you."
"Here you go."
"That's me."
"How much is it?"
"That'll be 18 dollars"
"Here you go, keep the change. Hi doggy."
"You're my favorite customer."
"Thanks a lot, bye"
"Buh-bye"
Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 9:05 pm
by Bomby
I know it's an obvious answer, but Manos: The Hands of Fate really is that bad.
Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 11:13 pm
by PK FIRE!
"Kung Pow Enter the fist." I know that it's a satire and that it wasn't ment to be taken serously, however I didn't find it funny. The thing drove me up the wall both times I saw it. ow if it was more like "Hot Fuzz" I wouldn't be *****ing about it.
-You stupid dog.
Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 11:43 pm
by Rainbow Dash
PK FIRE! wrote:"Kung Pow Enter the fist." I know that it's a satire and that it wasn't ment to be taken serously, however I didn't find it funny. The thing drove me up the wall both times I saw it. ow if it was more like "Hot Fuzz" I wouldn't be *****ing about it.
-You stupid dog.
THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS
Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2010 1:04 pm
by Sim Kid
Junior.
Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2010 1:59 pm
by Calamity Panfan
Chunky Kong12345 wrote:"Hi."
"Can I help you?"
"Yeah can I have a dozen red roses please?"
"Oh hi Johnny I didn't know it was you."
"Here you go."
"That's me."
"How much is it?"
"That'll be 18 dollars"
"Here you go, keep the change. Hi doggy."
"You're my favorite customer."
"Thanks a lot, bye"
"Buh-bye"
"I did not hit her, it's not true, it's bull****, I did not hit her *throws bottle* I DID NAAWT. Oh hi Mark!'
Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 2:44 am
by Deepfake
Chunky Kong12345 wrote:THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS
I'M BLEEDING, MAKING ME THE VICTOR
Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 3:37 am
by Calamity Panfan
Chunky Kong12345 wrote:THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS
I read this with "fish" instead of "nuts"
Which reminded me of '98 Godzilla.
Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 3:43 am
by Swordmaster Link
The only answer to this inquiry is Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li. I was stunned at how monumentally bad it is.
Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 5:43 am
by Jere
That is a bad movie yes, But if i have to pick one it would be camp slaughter
Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 6:54 am
by DarkZero
Movies designed specifically for 3-D.
"I will point in the direction you need to go, and I will do so at an angle that the theater audience finds amusing."
And there's also some plot and stuff.
Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 9:44 am
by Apiary Tazy
What little I saw of Epic Movie almost made me puke.
That was enough for me.
Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 3:51 pm
by CaptHayfever
Not counting MST3K subjects, the worst movie I ever sat through was probably 28 Weeks Later. The worst movie I ever didn't sit through was This Is The Army.
Fortunately, I've never paid to see something I ended up hating.
And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"
Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 3:56 pm
by I REALLY HATE POKEMON!
Swordmaster Link wrote:The only answer to this inquiry is Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li. I was stunned at how monumentally bad it is.
How does it stack up to the the old one?
Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 4:05 pm
by PK FIRE!
When it comes to Bad video game movies it's hard to beat the crowned king of them all "Super Mario Brothers."
- You stupid dog.
Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 4:06 pm
by I REALLY HATE POKEMON!
I don't think that the Mario movie was so much a bad movie, as it was...simply not a Mario movie.
Maybe I'm just clouded with nostalgia.
Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 4:23 pm
by Bomby
Avoiding easy targets (Manos), movies that were more huge disappointments than anything (Attack of the Clones), and lesser known but poorly made B-movies (Drunken Wu-Tang), I thought Little Nicky was dreadful, even when I was a huge Adam Sandler fan as a 12-13 year old I thought it sucked. Patch Adams and Bicentennial Man were saccharine ****storms. Also, Jack. In fact, at least 80% of all Robin Williams movies are simply unbearable.
Of course, Williams has also been in great movies like One Hour Photo and Good Will Hunting, so it's not really a slight against his acting ability so much as his tendency to suck at choosing projects. Bad movies are the director's fault nine times out of ten, anyway.