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There are a lot of bad movies.
Um. . .
Worst ever is the Legend of God's Gun.
Its too bad even to be a 'So Bad its good' movie.
The Script is Bad and the acting worse than the average Godzilla film.
In fact, the only way you can find this movie enjoyable is if you are a fan of Spindrift as they play the score and several of the characters.
Um. . .
Worst ever is the Legend of God's Gun.
Its too bad even to be a 'So Bad its good' movie.
The Script is Bad and the acting worse than the average Godzilla film.
In fact, the only way you can find this movie enjoyable is if you are a fan of Spindrift as they play the score and several of the characters.
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I have only seen one movie that brought me to tears because of his horribleness:
From the previews I saw, I could tell that Friedberg and Seltzer couldn't write or direct comedy. But, I felt that in order to actually criticize them, I'd need to watch their movies first. So, I watched this one.
The point of a comedy is to amuse your audience to the point of laughing. In the entire hour and a half I was watching this, I chuckled once. The rest of the time was spent watching references to pop culture (A note to Seltzerburger: Paris Hilton saying "That's hot" is not a joke in and of itself) and having other jokes explained to me.
And when the pirates started rapping, I began to cry. This is not an exaggeration for comic effect. I paused the movie and cried. My aunt even walked by and asked what the matter was. I felt offended as a comedy writer. The fact that MILLIONS of people paid to see this...millions! It was almost enough to bring on a bout of depression.
But depression was ended by the fact that the movie had to end sometime. The movies "spoofed" weren't even researched! They got the name of one of their main characters wrong! Their Harry Potter parody featured sword-fighting, archery, and actors much older than the characters they portray. I don't remember any of that in the HP movies! The actors in said movies are actually close to the age of their characters. Way to do your research, guys!
In closing, I guess what I'm trying to say is...don't watch this movie. If you have, then you know what I'm talking about. If you actually liked it...I pity you.
From the previews I saw, I could tell that Friedberg and Seltzer couldn't write or direct comedy. But, I felt that in order to actually criticize them, I'd need to watch their movies first. So, I watched this one.
The point of a comedy is to amuse your audience to the point of laughing. In the entire hour and a half I was watching this, I chuckled once. The rest of the time was spent watching references to pop culture (A note to Seltzerburger: Paris Hilton saying "That's hot" is not a joke in and of itself) and having other jokes explained to me.
And when the pirates started rapping, I began to cry. This is not an exaggeration for comic effect. I paused the movie and cried. My aunt even walked by and asked what the matter was. I felt offended as a comedy writer. The fact that MILLIONS of people paid to see this...millions! It was almost enough to bring on a bout of depression.
But depression was ended by the fact that the movie had to end sometime. The movies "spoofed" weren't even researched! They got the name of one of their main characters wrong! Their Harry Potter parody featured sword-fighting, archery, and actors much older than the characters they portray. I don't remember any of that in the HP movies! The actors in said movies are actually close to the age of their characters. Way to do your research, guys!
In closing, I guess what I'm trying to say is...don't watch this movie. If you have, then you know what I'm talking about. If you actually liked it...I pity you.
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A film I disliked and saw recently was...some Christmas Carol. I think I made a snarky comment every minute.
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The Secret of NIMH 2: Timmy to the Rescue.
You can tell from the cover alone with the smug looking Timmy that this isn't going to be good. Shame, they had to actually attach it to the first NIMH, which is one hell of a movie. Now they had to give a musical focused around the character who was pretty much dead and had no character in the first movie aside from ten seconds in the end?
Oh, Mortal Kombat Annihilation. Hey, whaddya know, once again it was attached to the first movie in an attempt to sell it! I had to look away several times to control myself from RRAAAAAAAAEEEEG
You can tell from the cover alone with the smug looking Timmy that this isn't going to be good. Shame, they had to actually attach it to the first NIMH, which is one hell of a movie. Now they had to give a musical focused around the character who was pretty much dead and had no character in the first movie aside from ten seconds in the end?
Oh, Mortal Kombat Annihilation. Hey, whaddya know, once again it was attached to the first movie in an attempt to sell it! I had to look away several times to control myself from RRAAAAAAAAEEEEG
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That one's good for riffing, especially if you're a fan of the games. The main problem with it was how it stuffed half the cast of the games into the movie without giving them enough screen time to be actual characters. For example, Mileena is a clone of Kitana with Tarkartan genes who wants to kill her sister. In the movie, she was a ninja that Sonya fought.Loot the Candy Stealer wrote:Oh, Mortal Kombat Annihilation. Hey, whaddya know, once again it was attached to the first movie in an attempt to sell it! I had to look away several times to control myself from RRAAAAAAAAEEEEG
Also, the killed off Johnny Cage (the only thing that might've saved the movie from being total crap) in the first 7 minutes!
Oh well, at least Sindel was hot.
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