Michael Bay's Rejected "The Dark Knight" script
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 3:57 pm
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Michael Bay's Rejected "The Dark Knight" script
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Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 4:26 pm
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Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 5:19 pm
Great stuff. Which one of the internets do we hack?
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 7:26 pm
I may have to make that explosion sometime.
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 7:44 pm
Joker unleashes an all-out barrage of missles, like the biggest f*cking missles you will ever see.
Aww yeah.A series of quick shots showing Bruce gearing up: putting on the boots, slapping on the gloves, a quick glance across those beautiful pecs.
Thanks for pointing that out.We pan to a beautiful woman: platinum blonde with a huge rack.
Pervert.Rachel streches against the open hood. The camera zooms in on her naked torso. It luxuriates on her toned stomach. Up it goes. Then down. Then up again. Slowly... slowly... Now counter-clockwise.
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 8:04 pm
Are you sure this is by Michael Bay, & not Robert Hamburger?Pyrotechnics erupt in the distance. Guitar solo.
And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 9:24 pm
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I can see why it was rejected. It should of been written on the front: Sorry, Mr. Bay, but you suck and so does this script. You really suck. You are a retard. You suck. Your script sucks. It really sucks. Your script is a retard. It sucks.
I can see why it was rejected. It should of been written on the front: Sorry, Mr. Bay, but you suck and so does this script. You really suck. You are a retard. You suck. Your script sucks. It really sucks. Your script is a retard. It sucks.
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 9:32 pm
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It was a joke. Mostly a play on Micheal Bay and his crazy antics.
It was a joke. Mostly a play on Micheal Bay and his crazy antics.
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 9:51 pm
EITHER WAY IT SUCKY
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 11:18 pm
That was HILARIOUS from start to finish.
Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 3:12 pm
A good parody of movies in general today, heh.
Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 3:17 pm
Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 5:29 pm
She is the hottest woman in the world, but she wears glasses because she is also the smartest woman in the world.
Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 7:28 pm
Brilliant.Every time BATMAN is about to crash into a civilian, the camera enters ultra slow motion and we see him barely squeeze by, frame by frame. This happens seventeen times.
Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 12:37 am
Part of me actually would like to see a movie like that. It looks hilarious.
Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 1:36 am
If Megan Fox was in it, I'd see it.
Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 3:10 am
^ see my motha ****ing sig for the corresponding smilie
Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 4:20 pm
I still say that's the most fitting last name anyone's ever had.Swordmaster Link wrote:If Megan Fox was in it, I'd see it.
Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 4:51 pm
Am I the only one who doesn't see what's so special about Megan Fox? I mean, she's good looking, but she's not that hot.
Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 5:06 pm
^I agree, but I suppose my opinion doesn't hold as much weight...
Plus, she's a terrible actress.
Plus, she's a terrible actress.