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Joker
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by Joker » Wed Jul 09, 2008 4:26 pm
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How about a Magic Trick?? I'm going to make this pencil dissapear !
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by X-3 » Wed Jul 09, 2008 5:19 pm
Great stuff. Which one of the internets do we hack?
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by Apiary Tazy » Wed Jul 09, 2008 7:26 pm
I may have to make that explosion sometime.
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by Greenmarioman » Wed Jul 09, 2008 7:44 pm
Joker unleashes an all-out barrage of missles, like the biggest f*cking missles you will ever see.
A series of quick shots showing Bruce gearing up: putting on the boots, slapping on the gloves, a quick glance across those beautiful pecs.
Aww yeah.
We pan to a beautiful woman: platinum blonde with a huge rack.
Thanks for pointing that out.
Rachel streches against the open hood. The camera zooms in on her naked torso. It luxuriates on her toned stomach. Up it goes. Then down. Then up again. Slowly... slowly... Now counter-clockwise.
Pervert.
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by CaptHayfever » Wed Jul 09, 2008 8:04 pm
Pyrotechnics erupt in the distance. Guitar solo.
Are you sure this is by Michael Bay, & not Robert Hamburger?
And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"
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by 1-up Salesman » Wed Jul 09, 2008 9:24 pm
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I can see why it was rejected. It should of been written on the front: Sorry, Mr. Bay, but you suck and so does this script. You really suck. You are a retard. You suck. Your script sucks. It really sucks. Your script is a retard. It sucks.
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by Apiary Tazy » Wed Jul 09, 2008 9:32 pm
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It was a joke. Mostly a play on Micheal Bay and his crazy antics.
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by MC Luigi » Wed Jul 09, 2008 11:18 pm
That was HILARIOUS from start to finish.
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by Metal Man » Thu Jul 10, 2008 3:12 pm
A good parody of movies in general today, heh.
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by ZeldaGirl » Thu Jul 10, 2008 5:29 pm
She is the hottest woman in the world, but she wears glasses because she is also the smartest woman in the world.
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by Marilink » Thu Jul 10, 2008 7:28 pm
Every time BATMAN is about to crash into a civilian, the camera enters ultra slow motion and we see him barely squeeze by, frame by frame. This happens seventeen times.
Brilliant.
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by Auron » Fri Jul 11, 2008 12:37 am
Part of me actually would like to see a movie like that. It looks hilarious.
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by Swordmaster Link » Fri Jul 11, 2008 1:36 am
If Megan Fox was in it, I'd see it.
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by Joker » Fri Jul 11, 2008 3:10 am
^ see my motha ****ing sig for the corresponding smilie
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by Marilink » Fri Jul 11, 2008 4:20 pm
Swordmaster Link wrote:If Megan Fox was in it, I'd see it.
I still say that's the most fitting last name anyone's ever had.
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by Bomby » Mon Jul 21, 2008 4:51 pm
Am I the only one who doesn't see what's so special about Megan Fox? I mean, she's good looking, but she's not that hot.
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by ZeldaGirl » Mon Jul 21, 2008 5:06 pm
^I agree, but I suppose my opinion doesn't hold as much weight...
Plus, she's a terrible actress.
