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Post by Saria Dragon of the Rain Wilds » Wed Aug 06, 2014 2:33 am

Dreams are weird, and ex-wives suck.
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Post by Gumchum » Wed Aug 06, 2014 8:22 am

A couple guys hang out at the mall.

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Post by Marilink » Wed Aug 06, 2014 8:46 am

A dumb guy ends up being at the right place at the right time throughout his life.
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Post by Saria Dragon of the Rain Wilds » Wed Aug 06, 2014 9:22 am

Vampires. And Werewolves. Then vamp-wolf babies, I guess.
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Post by Gumchum » Wed Aug 06, 2014 9:31 am

Some lady from Wisconsin drives across the country with a couple stoners and a black guy so they can all go to church.

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Post by glux » Wed Aug 06, 2014 9:38 am

Guy forgets where he parked his car.
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Post by Saria Dragon of the Rain Wilds » Wed Aug 06, 2014 9:40 am

[QUOTE="Saria Dragon of the Rain Wilds, post: 1481578, member: 17429"]Vampires. And Werewolves. Then vamp-wolf babies, I guess.[/QUOTE]
Also, you probably shouldn't wake up boss vampires, they're awful grouchy about that.
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Post by glux » Wed Aug 06, 2014 9:41 am

Black guy welcomes aliens to "Erf"
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Post by CaptHayfever » Wed Aug 06, 2014 4:52 pm

A sick kid puts up with his pushy grandfather for a day.
[QUOTE="Marilink, post: 1481575, member: 23215"]A dumb guy ends up being at the right place at the right time throughout his life.[/QUOTE] Peter Sellers or Tom Hanks? :p

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Post by I am nobody » Wed Aug 06, 2014 5:35 pm

A man and his dedicated followers go to great lengths to find an old cup. The cup is not found.

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Post by Jere » Wed Aug 06, 2014 7:16 pm

Two brothers try to raise money for a orphanage and manages to do it.
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#52

Post by Gumchum » Wed Aug 06, 2014 10:00 pm

- Part 1: A couple short guys go for a long walk. One of them has some bling.
- Part 2: The short guys are still walking.
- Part 3: The short guys walk some more, then the one gets rid of his bling and they go home.

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Post by I REALLY HATE POKEMON! » Thu Aug 07, 2014 4:46 am

Some aliens dye their hair, scream, and throw a punch.

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Post by Saria Dragon of the Rain Wilds » Thu Aug 07, 2014 8:41 am

These criminal guys have a lot of friends, and they have to get revenge on behalf of one of those friends, so they get revenge. With casinos.
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Post by Deepfake » Thu Aug 07, 2014 8:45 am

An old cop checks out some bad merchandise, gets a call from a colleague, and has to deal with malware. Then he gets on a boat. There are mannequins.
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Post by Gumchum » Thu Aug 07, 2014 9:30 am

This guy goes through school again so he can get a job.

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Post by I am nobody » Thu Aug 07, 2014 9:58 am

A beach is closed and a boat is not large enough for the task at hand.

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Post by Apollo the Just » Thu Aug 07, 2014 2:00 pm

A buncha dudes need to unmake a piece of jewellery. Other stuff too but that's priority one
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Post by CaptHayfever » Thu Aug 07, 2014 3:22 pm

A man complains about the ending of a book that isn't even finished yet.

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Post by Softguitar » Thu Aug 07, 2014 3:56 pm

[QUOTE="CaptHayfever, post: 1481269, member: 25169"]A rock band tries to avoid being bothered by people.[/QUOTE]
Which one is this? There are tons of movies like that.
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