Kefka: Who's stronger than him?!

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Post by Calamity Panfan » Tue Jul 08, 2008 1:51 pm

FFIII, also known as FFVI.

And what makes Sephiroth so cool? He has a bigger sword than Kefka?

get it

sword? bigger? is this thing on?
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Post by Galefore » Tue Jul 08, 2008 2:55 pm

Let's compare, shall we?

Sephiroth: A silver-haired girly-boy with separation anxiety who played the role of insane twit used by the real villain, who was a ****ing meteor. He is a bishounen character designed by a Japanese George Lucas and has the one redeeming quality of having a theme song moderately well composed by Nobuo Uematsu. Even that pales in comparison to Dancing Mad, quite literally the penultimate final boss theme. Sephiroth has a disproportionately long sword and speaks in horrible one-line 'badasseries' meant to thrill people the same way it thrills people when they hear a fart joke: the cheap way. He is a lame villain, and a lame character, whose two-dimensional idiocy leaps forth and pleasures only the weakest of minds.

Kefka: A well-layered, well-written character whose comedic value, paired with the fact that he is the true mastermind behind everything and nobody saw it coming, shows forth a deepness. He becomes a God in the end and is only beatable because the game had to be marginally possible so we could witness the ending. His theme song outshines Sephiroth's, and his design is by a master of masters. He is far more delightfully insane, and not in the prissy emo way Sephiroth is. Plus, he has a badass laugh sound effect.


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Post by Rainbow Dash » Tue Jul 08, 2008 2:59 pm

I don't know whether to take offense at the George Lucas bit or applaud.

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Post by 1-up Salesman » Tue Jul 08, 2008 3:04 pm

...... I need to play FF 3 DS.

There was a Nintendoland Deathmatch between Sephiroth and Kefka. Sephiroth won.

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Post by Galefore » Tue Jul 08, 2008 3:07 pm

^Wow. Compelling. So I'm supposed to care that Sephiroth can beat Kefka in a trashy fanfiction?

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Post by PK FIRE! » Tue Jul 08, 2008 3:24 pm

No One up what you need to play is FFVI Adanved. Or if you have it one of the FF anthology games for the old PS. FFIII for the DS is actuly the thrid game in the FF line the one that only JUST made it to US shores.

If I recall right the Nintendoland deathmatches were decided by a popularity pole not by the actule strength of the fighters, and because of pure hype FFVII had a bigger fanbase.

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Post by 1-up Salesman » Tue Jul 08, 2008 3:35 pm

Hey, I like those Fan-Fictions!

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Post by Apiary Tazy » Tue Jul 08, 2008 3:43 pm

They are still trashy.

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Post by PK FIRE! » Tue Jul 08, 2008 3:56 pm

I didn't want to do this One up but you froced my hand. In KH1(and KH2 I think I'm not sure) Sephiroth's voice acting is done by Lance Bass a member of an overhyped boyband this removes what little cool factor that Sephiroth has.
The reason being that a prettyboy lip singer removes the cool factor of anything within a 50 meter raidus of where he stand. The only way they could have made Darth Vader any more lame is if they had Lance Bass do his voice acting in episode three.

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Post by X-3 » Tue Jul 08, 2008 4:28 pm

Knuckles beat Kefka in a GameFAQs character battle.

I think that says the following things:
-A lot of people are STUPID.
-Most people who vote on these things are choosing who they like more, not who would actually win. {ie: KNUCKLES IS KOOL, rather then, KNUCKLES COULD PUNCH KEFKA)

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Post by 1-up Salesman » Tue Jul 08, 2008 4:29 pm

WAH!

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Post by Apiary Tazy » Tue Jul 08, 2008 4:32 pm

Sephiroth is beaten in a non-playable battle on a completley black world, making him the easiest boss ever :p

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Post by 1-up Salesman » Tue Jul 08, 2008 4:36 pm

WAH!

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Post by heh » Tue Jul 08, 2008 4:57 pm

Kefka can fire giant lasers that incinerate huge amounts of the world at will, all sephiroth can do is be dumb and maybe kill a stupid character.

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Post by Calamity Panfan » Tue Jul 08, 2008 5:12 pm

but he has a big sword

its so loooooong
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Post by PK FIRE! » Tue Jul 08, 2008 5:17 pm

So what your saying is that Sephiroth has more issues then just an oedopus complex?

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Post by Galefore » Tue Jul 08, 2008 6:23 pm

and KH2 I think I'm not sure
No, it was done by some guy with a really deep voice. Completely different guy.

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Post by Blake » Tue Jul 08, 2008 6:27 pm

Faceless One wrote:Knuckles beat Kefka in a GameFAQs character battle.

I think that says the following things:
-A lot of people are STUPID.
-Most people who vote on these things are choosing who they like more, not who would actually win. {ie: KNUCKLES IS KOOL, rather then, KNUCKLES COULD PUNCH KEFKA)
Lol, reminds me of how lame Knuckles was in SA.

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Post by VG_Addict » Tue Jul 08, 2008 6:32 pm

We all know that the only reason Sephiroth has that sword is to compensate for a small penis.

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Post by I REALLY HATE POKEMON! » Tue Jul 08, 2008 6:36 pm

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NU-UH. YOUR MOM IS GAY AND YOU SUXXORS AT FINAL FANTASY. Also, the ONLY thing that ruins Sephiroth is everything besides his badass appearance. He is kinda stupid but Kefka looks and as far as I have seen, IS stupid. Strength, sure, he's got it, but he is rediculous. A badass Final Fantasy boss is the one at the end of FF10. The others are fairly forgetable.

To address who can beat Kefka...I would have to say Ramza from Final Fantasy Tactics. He can be virtually any class and have 2 powers set so he can be a Knight/White Mage and then he can have items equipped that have abilities like Reflect built in. The combinations are nearly great, all he has to do is find the right one.

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