I've always liked cars lol maybe it's because it was one of my earlier pixar movies and one of the first films I saw in theaters, so nostalgia is all there of course. I didn't even mind cars 2 lol got many laughs out of it
I agree tho on larry the cable guy, wtf lol
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I think 'Toy Story 4' should last like forty-five seconds. It opens right after the end of the third movie. The kid watches Andy's car drive away, then asks her mom, "Is it okay if I throw these gross smelly old toys away and play with my own stuff instead?" Mom says "Hell yeah it is! We can even light them on fire first if you want, homey!" Cue them hucking all the toys in a metal trash can, dousing them in gas whilst cackling in demoniacal glee. Mom tosses in a lit cigarette. Cut to black as all the toys' voice-actors give a blood-curdling scream. The End. Randy Newman song plays over end credits (I think 'Short People' would be appropriate).
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I’m what you could call a collector of bootleg Disney movies. It’s amazing the frequency with which you can find them at pawnshops, Goodwill, flea markets, and such.
They’re generally fun; even if they are unwatchable (which they often are), the mistranslations and poor quality make them unintentionally humorous.
I’ve been able to find most of the ones that I’ve watched online, but there’s one that I haven’t seen any mention of. I bought it at a flea market about five years ago.
Here’s a picture of the VHS, in case anyone recognizes it. Unfortunately, when I moved two years ago, I lost the movie, so I can’t provide you with screencaps. Sorry.
The movie started with Andy's familiar car driving away.
[insert Boo's post here]
The screen cut to black a final time.
Regardless of the buttons you pressed on your video player, you were permanently stuck in this black screen. At this point, the only thing you could do was turn your video player off. When you played the movie again, it was blank — the movie had erased itself.
I’m not sure what the motives were behind the creator of this bootleg. It wasn’t widely distributed, so it was presumably not for monetary gain. It was very well done for a bootleg.
It seems he was trying to convey a message; though it seems I am the sole receiver of this message. I’m not entirely sure what it was — the inevitability of death? The pointlessness of it? Perhaps he was simply trying to morbidly inject death and darkness into a children’s movie. Regardless, this children’s movie has made me think, and it has made me cry.
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[QUOTE="Santa CLause, post: 1615378, member: 30977"]
I’m what you could call a collector of bootleg Disney movies. It’s amazing the frequency with which you can find them at pawnshops, Goodwill, flea markets, and such.
They’re generally fun; even if they are unwatchable (which they often are), the mistranslations and poor quality make them unintentionally humorous.
I’ve been able to find most of the ones that I’ve watched online, but there’s one that I haven’t seen any mention of. I bought it at a flea market about five years ago.
Here’s a picture of the VHS, in case anyone recognizes it. Unfortunately, when I moved two years ago, I lost the movie, so I can’t provide you with screencaps. Sorry.
The movie started with Andy's familiar car driving away.
[insert Boo's post here]
The screen cut to black a final time.
Regardless of the buttons you pressed on your video player, you were permanently stuck in this black screen. At this point, the only thing you could do was turn your video player off. When you played the movie again, it was blank — the movie had erased itself.
I’m not sure what the motives were behind the creator of this bootleg. It wasn’t widely distributed, so it was presumably not for monetary gain. It was very well done for a bootleg.
It seems he was trying to convey a message; though it seems I am the sole receiver of this message. I’m not entirely sure what it was — the inevitability of death? The pointlessness of it? Perhaps he was simply trying to morbidly inject death and darkness into a children’s movie. Regardless, this children’s movie has made me think, and it has made me cry.[/QUOTE]
must find this omg
I’m what you could call a collector of bootleg Disney movies. It’s amazing the frequency with which you can find them at pawnshops, Goodwill, flea markets, and such.
They’re generally fun; even if they are unwatchable (which they often are), the mistranslations and poor quality make them unintentionally humorous.
I’ve been able to find most of the ones that I’ve watched online, but there’s one that I haven’t seen any mention of. I bought it at a flea market about five years ago.
Here’s a picture of the VHS, in case anyone recognizes it. Unfortunately, when I moved two years ago, I lost the movie, so I can’t provide you with screencaps. Sorry.
The movie started with Andy's familiar car driving away.
[insert Boo's post here]
The screen cut to black a final time.
Regardless of the buttons you pressed on your video player, you were permanently stuck in this black screen. At this point, the only thing you could do was turn your video player off. When you played the movie again, it was blank — the movie had erased itself.
I’m not sure what the motives were behind the creator of this bootleg. It wasn’t widely distributed, so it was presumably not for monetary gain. It was very well done for a bootleg.
It seems he was trying to convey a message; though it seems I am the sole receiver of this message. I’m not entirely sure what it was — the inevitability of death? The pointlessness of it? Perhaps he was simply trying to morbidly inject death and darkness into a children’s movie. Regardless, this children’s movie has made me think, and it has made me cry.[/QUOTE]
must find this omg
