CSI: Miami

[Joker]

Has anyone noticed how David Caruso's glasses seem to be doing a far better acting job than Lt. Horatio Caine.

I swear every scene is just him staring down while talking in a deep voice and then looking up and putting his glasses on.


Or its the other way around, with him looking up and taking off his glasses while turning his head down and talking in a deep voice.

That's pretty much the extent of his acting...damn those glasses look good though. The show would be alot better if it was centerd on his glasses.


When Horatio needs backup he can just call his glasses...they kick ass.


Horatio: " I believe that you didn't assassinate the president...unfortunately my glasses don't !!"

[Calamity Panfan]

Yes. Horatio is awesome just because of glasses.

I have started doing stuff like that with my glasses.

[X-3]

I think...*Bends down* I agree. *Takes off glasses* Not sure. Give me time to think.

[Joker]

Horatio walks into a fancy restaurant

Hostess: "Do you have a reservation Mr. Cane?"

Horatio: " Me...no I don't....but my glasses do!"

Hostess: " Ahh, yes here it is Glasses plus 1, I'll show you both to your table, right this way"

Later on that night Horatio answers a call about a possible 187 off Miami Beach Blvd & Key West Ave.

Lt. Speedle: "Horatio....your late!!"

Horatio: " I am late...but my glasses are on time!"


And that my friend concludes the meat of every episode