Indiana Jones 5 in 2019...

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Indiana Jones 5 in 2019...

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Post by Booyakasha » Tue Mar 15, 2016 7:49 pm

...starring Harrison Ford.

You know, Ford could die of old age tomorrow. It's possible.

He was too old to be doing action movie stuff back when they were making 'Crystal Skull', and that was ten years ago.

Aside from that...you know, whatever. Disney's fully capable of making a rousing action-adventure flick (also capable of making total garbage). Hard to say anything sensible about a project one knows nothing at all about.
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Post by Valigarmander » Tue Mar 15, 2016 8:02 pm

Indiana Jones and the Early Bird Special.

Indiana Jones and the Joint Pain of Doom.

Indiana Jones and Those Damned Kids on His Lawn.

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Post by Apollo the Just » Tue Mar 15, 2016 8:20 pm

Petition to free Harrison Ford from starring in continuations of action flicks he started out in decades ago
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Post by X-3 » Tue Mar 15, 2016 8:32 pm

Sounds like an excuse to give Indy a Threaded Cane.

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Post by Booyakasha » Tue Mar 15, 2016 9:10 pm

^^Good luck with that.

Maybe Indy's next adventure should have him looking for the Fountain of Youth. (Ahahahaa. Low-hanging fruit: grabbed.)
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Post by Apiary Tazy » Tue Mar 15, 2016 10:23 pm

I have a bad feeling about this.

I have no basis... I just... do.

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Post by Deku Tree » Tue Mar 15, 2016 10:43 pm

Disney jacking up the heat check shot.

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Post by Red » Wed Mar 16, 2016 1:54 am

I enjoyed Kingdom of Crystal the Skull, but I'm pretty sure we don't need another.

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Post by LOOT » Wed Mar 16, 2016 2:18 am

let's just use this topic to make awful references

-points at Harrison Ford in a wheelchair with a dozen IV's attached- HE BELONGS IN A MUSEUM

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Post by I REALLY HATE POKEMON! » Wed Mar 16, 2016 8:44 am

Good, maybe this one won't suck.

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Post by Booyakasha » Wed Mar 16, 2016 3:44 pm

You know...this might be an unpopular viewpoint. But I kind of feel like 'Last Crusade' capped off the saga perfectly. No more needed. Like, it literally ended with Indy riding off into the sunset, still at the top of his game, right after finding the Holy Grail. There's an ending for you.

Nobody wants to go from that to watching grumpy grampy Indy looking for weird alien mind-control skulls. Talk about diminishing returns (never even mind how dumb and inappropriate alien stuff is to the setting).
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