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Post by Valentine » Fri May 23, 2003 9:55 am

Pool Attendant:

Fish out the floaters!
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Post by Greatluigi2 » Fri May 23, 2003 6:42 pm

Greatluigi Land.
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Post by GORE-ILLA » Fri May 23, 2003 11:19 pm

Mario's Happy Adventure (Rated X)
Snapple Real Fact # 301:
William Shakespeare was born and died on the same day: April 23.
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Post by Greatluigi2 » Sat May 24, 2003 7:53 am

Greatluigi Land: The Sequel.
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Post by Chunky64 » Sat May 24, 2003 9:53 am

The Legend of Zelda: The Shag quest (Rated X)

Get Link laid! Pick your girls seduce them! Rape Saria! Do Nabooru in the desert! Have a threesome with Zelda and Malon! Commit incestuous acts! The list goes on and on!
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Post by Dark_Mario7 » Sat May 24, 2003 10:48 pm

Telemarketer

"This game is awesome! I fired my wife and divorced my employees just to get this!" - Retarded Co.

"Better than Cheez Wiz. 5 Stars out of 1." - We Say Everything is Good Magazine for Gamers (WSEGMG)

Telemarketer:The Calls Strike Back

"Oh my God. The sequel to the best FPT (First Person Telemarketer). This game ownz Jumanji:the Video Game by a mile." - For Apped Gamer's Sandwinches (FAGS)

"I payed 900 bucks for it. I was shocked!" - POW held captured by game creators to make game sound good.

"I used to weigh 500 lbs. before buying this. Now I only way 499.9 lbs.! Thanks to Telemaketer:The Calls Strikes Back! - Some fat ass guy on the street we payed to say this.

Martha Stewart Living:Attack of the cooking oil coming June 2901 A.Z.X.D
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Post by Codiekitty » Sun May 25, 2003 10:26 pm

"Poke Alex in the Eye"

Anyone remember that game? Now, imagine if they made you pay for that.

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Post by Rainbow Dash » Wed Jun 04, 2003 9:12 pm

Originally posted by Zak:
Wreckless Vandals:

In Wreckless Vandals, you play as a psycotic-hopped-up-on-drugs person, and you go around on your reign of Terror in Social City. You find other stuff just about anywhere. If you are caught vandalizing someone's house (A.K.A, they light is on) Then they come after you weilding either Knives, Sticks, Uzys, Tape players with Neil Diamond playing full blast, Forks, Spoons, Cans of Mace, Stuffed Ham Hams, and even Stuffed Care Bears. There is really no point to the game except to cause mass destruction. Watch out for the cops too! Don't Vandalize near one, or else they'll be on your tail. The vandalism tools are:

Rock:
It's nothing too bad, just use it to break windows and attack cars. Bonus if you can destroy a police siren with it.

Egg:
It's slightly stronger than the Rock. You can use it to stain people's houses. Bonus if you can break a window with one.

Fire Bombs:
You shove them in people's mailboxes and detonate them. You can also throw them at people's cars to create an intresting reaction. Look out! They might backfire! Bonus points if you can set a house on fire.

Bats:
Like stronger rocks. Use them to break mailboxes, windows, and to flatten fences. Bonus if you attack a police car with it and not get killed.

Spray paint:
Create your own art! Decorate a parked car, leave your mark on fences! Write rude stuff on fancy people's fences! Bonus if you sucessfully whitewash a nightowl with it.

Flaming bags of God-knows-what:
Leave them on people's doorsteps, ring the doorbell, and watch the fun begin. No available bonus

Slegehammer:
Most powerful vandalism tool! You can only get it if you have scored over 10,000 points. Destroy everything, statues, fountains, cars, fences, Trashcans, Mailboxes, almost anything but living things. Bonus if you smash a police car.

Wreckless Vandals is rated M for mature due to Animated Blood, Violence, Strong language (Like the word Hate), and destruction.
That sounds pretty cool! That doesn't belong here!
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Post by blakyoshi7 » Fri Jun 06, 2003 11:22 am

THE MOST BORING GAME EVAH!!
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Walk in a straight line forevah and evah and evah and...

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evah. Fight bosses by walking past them. Look at the badly drawn background that never changes. rated S for stupid.
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Post by Virtual Cat » Sat Jun 14, 2003 7:13 pm

Catatonic Man:

Stare into empty space over and over and over and over...(5 days later)....and over and over and over and over...(it goes on forever).

Superman 64: Remade for the Nintendo Gamecube:

'Nuff said about this one.
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Post by Ditto McCloaker » Mon Jun 16, 2003 3:11 pm

Grand Theft Auto 3.
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Post by SCARY WIZARD » Tue Jun 17, 2003 3:37 am

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Post by luigipasta112 » Tue Jun 17, 2003 12:29 pm

Poop: the game

It's a game where you eat poop. It's like Pac-man, except it's no fun.

Goober: the game

Basically the worst ZZT game taken into 3D.

The best game in the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A game with a blank screen where you die the instant you play.
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Post by SCARY WIZARD » Wed Jun 18, 2003 1:29 am

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You must be talking about Deathcrap Dungeon II. Image

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Post by luigipasta112 » Wed Jun 18, 2003 11:17 pm

Yes, I am!!! :D

Any Digimon game would be stupid. Wait, that's Digimon: BattleSpirit, the complete rip-off of Pokemon.

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Post by Valentine » Sat Jun 21, 2003 11:22 pm

'constipation man'.

Ill let you guess what you do.
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Post by tuatara » Mon Jun 23, 2003 12:23 am

Where's Waldo Online
GAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!1111
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Post by luigipasta112 » Tue Jun 24, 2003 2:22 pm

Teletubbies 64
The Teletubbies in 3D! AAGH! The horror!!!

I See Dead People
A game where you just look at dead bodies. That's it.

Super Nakid Bros.
A remake of the Super Mario Bros, except they don't have any clothes on! :eek: Plus their moustache is shaven off! Rated X for po** lovers.
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Post by Dark_Mario7 » Thu Jun 26, 2003 10:22 am

Guess what guys! Martha Stewart Living:Attack of the Cooking Oil has just been released and here is the one frame commercial that you have to read!

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Post by luigipasta112 » Thu Jun 26, 2003 10:59 pm

^ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!

Die, you *******!
It's a game where you die instantly. Rated ****ING for Failure of Use Creating a Kool Instantly Nice Game.

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