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Post by Gumby dammit » Thu Aug 12, 2004 6:52 pm

This game came to me when I dozed off today in a dream. I don't know how in the name of hell I dreamed it up,but here it is. Maybe it was because I drank too much soda.

Zelda: Vengence

After going through an extremely hard quest to get a horse back for Malon,what does he get? A seed that grows a heart plant,and the plant only gives you one heart in your lifetime. So Link goes out for revenge to kill Malon,going through tough terrain,such as the Sharp Pointy Mountains,Shark infested waters,and Rabid Phycho Horse Plains. When you get to Malon,you have loads of ways to dispose of her,but first you must get through Talon and Ingo,who have super annoy powers which can kill you in a matter of seconds. After those 2 morons,you must go through Malon's Phycho Chickens. If you manage to kill the chickens,continue on. Kill Malon in many ways,from being another Vlad the Impaler,to treating her like a pin cushion with arrows,to poisioning her food,to many other ways!

Unlockables:
Shotgun:
This opens up many doors to kill Malon.

Rocket Launcher (( Or if you want Techno-Babble,than Rocket Propelled Grenade Launcher with Laser Targeting ))
I think you know what this does.

Super Arrows:
Blows whatever they're fired at into pieces.

Gluon Gun:
A gun that will decinigrate ANYTHING in 3 seconds flat.

Sniper Rifle
This weapon can get an instant kill if you hit the head of your target.

Rated: AO,for Strong language,Intense Violence,Intense Blood and Gore,Drug Refrences,and Tobacco Refrences.

Yeah,it's bad. I know. My dreams are strange.

[ August 12, 2004, 05:58 PM: Message edited by: The Tenth Star ]
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Post by Bomby » Fri Aug 20, 2004 5:08 pm

The Man in the Yellow Hat's Ultimate Adventure

The man in the yellow hat tries to find Curious George in this fun-filled action packed game... minus the fun and the action part.
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Post by heh » Thu Sep 02, 2004 6:10 pm

Originally posted by Chunky: Puzzlers 2nd-In-Command:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Douglas:
NC Underground hotel: The game
You, sir, are about to die. </font>[/QUOTE]Especially if you ment the First, Non-take 2 verison.
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Post by Sim Kid » Fri Sep 10, 2004 12:41 am

Lemonjello the game:


Play as Lemonjello as you attempt to destroy every single NC hotel topic by Chunky.
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Post by Rubber Band Man » Fri Sep 10, 2004 9:58 pm

Johnny Bravo: THE GAME!


Go aorund doing the monkey and hitting on women!'
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The more women that reject you, the more points you get!
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Post by Sim Kid » Fri Sep 10, 2004 11:20 pm

Mucha Lucha: The game.
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Post by Rubber Band Man » Sat Sep 11, 2004 12:47 am

That says enough
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Post by celebi134 » Sat Sep 11, 2004 7:25 pm

There is already a Mucha Lucha game. I beat it in one day. Yup, worst game idea ever material, alright.
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Post by Rainbow Dash » Sun Sep 12, 2004 1:12 pm

Viewtiful Joe for PS2.

...wait...
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Post by The Cat » Wed Sep 15, 2004 11:20 pm

Pong Xtreme Beach Volleyball

seriously that would be hot IMO
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Post by Rainbow Dash » Thu Sep 16, 2004 9:32 am

WORM TO A BUTTERFLY GAME

YOU CONTROL A WORM AND YOU HAVE TO EAT A LOT OF STUFF TO TURN INTO A BEAUTIFUL BUTTERFLY THAT GETS KILLED 10 SECONDS AFTER HATCHING
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Post by Rubber Band Man » Thu Sep 16, 2004 7:21 pm

VGF: THE VIDEO GAME!

PLay as Shane and create forums, and reviews, and unlock all 85 playable cahracters.


how'd you figure that out?

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Post by LOOT » Thu Sep 16, 2004 7:54 pm

^ Change that to 85, as that's the number of actually active members here.

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Post by X-3 » Fri Sep 17, 2004 5:55 pm

Originally posted by Crunk And Disorderly:
VGF: THE VIDEO GAME!

PLay as Shane and create forums, and reviews, and unlock all 85 playable cahracters.


Hm..... If used properly, that can be good. Put thats just me.
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Post by Crescent Kirby » Sat Sep 18, 2004 1:31 am

The "What's wrong With this Picture?" video game.
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Watch the screen and crap your pants! Only 70 US dollars!
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Post by Sim Kid » Mon Sep 20, 2004 12:48 am

Originally posted by Celebi 134:
There is already a Mucha Lucha game. I beat it in one day. Yup, worst game idea ever material, alright.
Oh dear lord NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!


I'm sure it's as good as the show.


That crappy-Ultimate Muscle for GCN game. (You know-The one with the repetetive-as-hell announcers?)
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Post by Beam Yosho the Drunkard » Mon Sep 20, 2004 12:49 am

Barbie's Adventure, made by Square Enix.
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Post by Virtual Cat » Mon Sep 20, 2004 4:59 pm

Final Fantasy 10-2

The emphasis this time around is on hot girls and slutty outfits, and not on actual gameplay!

Oh, they DID make that. Never mind.
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Post by Rainbow Dash » Wed Sep 22, 2004 3:20 pm

Why is it that this is becoming more of a mock-topic instead of an actual worst game ideas?
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Post by Rubber Band Man » Wed Sep 22, 2004 5:17 pm

Originally posted by Your move, creep.:
Andre the game, post all day to get more than 1000 posts in 2 months or you lose!
Be glad I didn't see that before you were banned.....wait he can't read this now....
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