Worst Made-Up Video Game Ideas?

[Kukurio]

Mwa ha ha! Now the Game Ideas Forum has a two-page topic! Mwa ha ha!


"Subrosiani vincent omnia!" (Subrosians shall conquer all!)
The Legend of Zelda: A Lasting Legacy

[LemonyDudeGuy912328]

Yay!

[Bomby]

([{Magic Cube}])

I made this piece of **** up the summer between sixth and seventh grade, and it has nothing to do with this magic cards, it was this game where there were these people fighting inside this magic cube and... ack! just thinking about it makes me wanna puke.

[Virtual Cat]

Originally posted by WAAAZZZUUUPPP
Here's one:

Super Mario Bros. 4
Rated: Mature (Realistic Blood And Gore, Realistic Violence, Strong Language)
Description: Kill random people as Mario or Luigi. Defeat Bowser with a chainsaw. Save the Princess, then shoot her head off. Really fun if you're bored!

Dang. I wanted to say that. :(

[darkintention]

Originally posted by Napoleon Bonaparte:
"Dictators"

A SSB:M battle free for all, but in place of Nintendo all-star characters, are notorious tyrant dictators from our world history. Hitler, Mussolini, Mao, Fidel, etc. Each has his own stage and set of moves, e.g; Hitler: Swazchucks

etc.

..wait, thats a pretty damn cool idea..
Viva La Hyrule!

Old Bony 1769-1821

Damn, that would be cool. I'd be Atila the Hun, and I would kill you all!

[Matthius]

^^ It is a severely retarded inside joke with some of my friends when we play Counter-Strike.

Yes, I said I didn't know why, but there was reasoning behind it.

[Setoshi the Samurai Yoshi]

Mortal Kombat for everyone, would just be sick. Chubby heads with small body and anime style art. Stupid cute platform game where you just walk and talk with people and would just have no frickin blood! XD I would just blam it if it would exist!

-Set

[ February 04, 2003, 09:03 PM: Message edited by: Setoshi the Samurai Yoshi ]

[spicy]

The Osboures(The video game!)Play as Ozzy Osbourne the once proud rock star as he tries to live with the rest of his family!You cool moves like biting heads off of tofu bats!Random and the infamous "SHARON!".Challenges include getting the dogs to stop crapping and pay the record producers to believe that Kellycan actually sing!

[Valentine]

BinMan!

Its like paperboy except you go along the street emptying the bins into ur truck, you also get to throw garbage and get extra points for hitting grannies with it

[Sim Kid]

Wreckless Vandals:

In Wreckless Vandals, you play as a psycotic-hopped-up-on-drugs person, and you go around on your reign of Terror in Social City. You find other stuff just about anywhere. If you are caught vandalizing someone's house (A.K.A, they light is on) Then they come after you weilding either Knives, Sticks, Uzys, Tape players with Neil Diamond playing full blast, Forks, Spoons, Cans of Mace, Stuffed Ham Hams, and even Stuffed Care Bears. There is really no point to the game except to cause mass destruction. Watch out for the cops too! Don't Vandalize near one, or else they'll be on your tail. The vandalism tools are:

Rock:
It's nothing too bad, just use it to break windows and attack cars. Bonus if you can destroy a police siren with it.

Egg:
It's slightly stronger than the Rock. You can use it to stain people's houses. Bonus if you can break a window with one.

Fire Bombs:
You shove them in people's mailboxes and detonate them. You can also throw them at people's cars to create an intresting reaction. Look out! They might backfire! Bonus points if you can set a house on fire.

Bats:
Like stronger rocks. Use them to break mailboxes, windows, and to flatten fences. Bonus if you attack a police car with it and not get killed.

Spray paint:
Create your own art! Decorate a parked car, leave your mark on fences! Write rude stuff on fancy people's fences! Bonus if you sucessfully whitewash a nightowl with it.

Flaming bags of God-knows-what:
Leave them on people's doorsteps, ring the doorbell, and watch the fun begin. No available bonus

Slegehammer:
Most powerful vandalism tool! You can only get it if you have scored over 10,000 points. Destroy everything, statues, fountains, cars, fences, Trashcans, Mailboxes, almost anything but living things. Bonus if you smash a police car.

Wreckless Vandals is rated M for mature due to Animated Blood, Violence, Strong language (Like the word Hate), and destruction.

[Bomby]

^I'd buy that.

[Ed the Spamyard]

I'd need a game like that... or ill be resorted to smashing citys in sim city with tornados and space junk...

[Genchi]

PlayBoy Virtual Reality Game (Rated E)

[[sage]]

lol that game would rule if it wasn't rated E

[SCARY WIZARD]

^
^
Floozy Blonde: *walks up* Want a- *shakes ass* -lap dance? That'll be twelve points.

Ergh.

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[SuperMarioBro#1]

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[Codiekitty]

Where's Waldo 3D


What do these Skitty find so facinating? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Go there to find out what facinates them so much!

[Fred's Mom]

argh, do you want a list? How 'bout...

2-D skateboard fight3R on teh internet (I mean in the game, as a theme) To save teh princ3ss and build your own city and also defeat the evil monster that wants to rule the world using nachos. With horrible graphics, and produced by: Bam! Entertainment. Wait, was that the bad one?

Yuck.

[blakyoshi7]

Mario's Life

Try not to ruin your rep as Mario! Get caught in embarrising situations, eat pasta, and play mini-games!

Rated T for suggestive themes

[Bodacious]

Originally posted by Zak:
Wreckless Vandals:

In Wreckless Vandals, you play as a psycotic-hopped-up-on-drugs person, and you go around on your reign of Terror in Social City. You find other stuff just about anywhere. If you are caught vandalizing someone's house (A.K.A, they light is on) Then they come after you weilding either Knives, Sticks, Uzys, Tape players with Neil Diamond playing full blast, Forks, Spoons, Cans of Mace, Stuffed Ham Hams, and even Stuffed Care Bears. There is really no point to the game except to cause mass destruction. Watch out for the cops too! Don't Vandalize near one, or else they'll be on your tail. The vandalism tools are:

Rock:
It's nothing too bad, just use it to break windows and attack cars. Bonus if you can destroy a police siren with it.

Egg:
It's slightly stronger than the Rock. You can use it to stain people's houses. Bonus if you can break a window with one.

Fire Bombs:
You shove them in people's mailboxes and detonate them. You can also throw them at people's cars to create an intresting reaction. Look out! They might backfire! Bonus points if you can set a house on fire.

Bats:
Like stronger rocks. Use them to break mailboxes, windows, and to flatten fences. Bonus if you attack a police car with it and not get killed.

Spray paint:
Create your own art! Decorate a parked car, leave your mark on fences! Write rude stuff on fancy people's fences! Bonus if you sucessfully whitewash a nightowl with it.

Flaming bags of God-knows-what:
Leave them on people's doorsteps, ring the doorbell, and watch the fun begin. No available bonus

Slegehammer:
Most powerful vandalism tool! You can only get it if you have scored over 10,000 points. Destroy everything, statues, fountains, cars, fences, Trashcans, Mailboxes, almost anything but living things. Bonus if you smash a police car.

Wreckless Vandals is rated M for mature due to Animated Blood, Violence, Strong language (Like the word Hate), and destruction.

That's actually one of the coolest game ideas I've heard.