Things that should not be said...

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Things that should not be said...

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Post by Zelda the Beautiful » Fri Nov 28, 2003 8:51 pm

THINGS THAT SHOULD NOT BE SAID DURING THE AWKWARD SILENCE AFTER THE TEACHER/INSTRUCTOR HAS YELLED AT THE CLASS

"Hey, look, everybody! It's snowing!"

"Good Lord, who peed in HER cornflakes this morning?"

"I'm sorry, could you repeat that? I wasn't listening."

[ November 28, 2003, 07:18 PM: Message edited by: Zelda of Hyrule ]
Because light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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Post by Gumchum » Fri Nov 28, 2003 9:24 pm

Adding on to aforementioned scenario...

"Well, someone's a Grumpy Gus today..."
"Weiner!"
"I want your sexy body."
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Post by Zelda the Beautiful » Fri Nov 28, 2003 9:26 pm

"Wow. That would've made a great audition monologue."
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Post by Bomby » Sat Nov 29, 2003 12:27 am

Continuing with the same theme...

"(TEACHER'S NAME), YOU WILL RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAH!!!"

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Post by Matthius » Sat Nov 29, 2003 12:44 am

*whisper loudly to someone so the teacher hears it* "I think someone is PMSing"

*also, whisper loudly* "What a B****!"
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Post by Bomby » Sat Nov 29, 2003 1:24 am

"Let me just make this statement loud & clear: a ***** is here."

Also, don't go the way of Kelis.

"I REALLY HATE YOU RIGHT NOW!!!
I REALLY HATE YOU RIGHT NOW!!!
I REALLY HATE YOU RIGHT NOW!!!
I REALLY HATE YOU RIGHT NOW!!!"

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Post by Ace Mercury » Sat Nov 29, 2003 1:49 am

"I love you!"

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Post by Bomby » Sat Nov 29, 2003 2:42 am

"NO I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU"

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#9

Post by Zelda the Beautiful » Sat Nov 29, 2003 10:35 pm

"Aww...what can we do to make your day better?"
Because light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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