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CYOA: The Wrath of Bill Gates
Posted: Sun Apr 13, 2003 10:44 am
by WillTheExtraGuy
Bill Gates: Muhahahaha!!! At last, I will destroy Nintendo and NC, thus, putting an end to those pointless comix! But first, I must summon my head general,...
A. Bob the Builder
B. Mr. T.
C. Tim Curry
D. The Noid
E. Montgomery Burns
F. Luigi
E. Jay Respo
OOC: By the way, I like the comix. I just decided that Bill Gates should hate them.
[ April 13, 2003, 09:44 AM: Message edited by: Fusion ]
Posted: Sun Apr 13, 2003 2:38 pm
by blakyoshi7
A
Bill gates: Bwahahahahahaaaah! I shall use Bob to CONTROL THE WORLD! And first, I will...
A. Use the show to cause people to think Nintendo is bad, thus ruining the lives of millions
B. Use the show to hypnotise people into spamming the NC forums
C. Use the show to force people into banging their heads into the wall, making them too stupid to play nintendo games
Posted: Sun Apr 13, 2003 7:29 pm
by Kool_Kid_Joe
B
<Show Starts>
Bob the Builder!
NC Forums!
Bob the Builder!
We should Spam!
Being Annoying
'till the day is done
Make alternate accounts
And annoy Jay for fun!
Bill Gates: Now, the only person who can stop me is...
A) Shane Shoobie, with his Admin powers!
B) Jay, with his world-implosion powers!
C) The NC Board Posters, who are funky!
D) Fred the Spanyard, with his Deathray!
E) Bill the Extra Guy, with his carpet!
F)
with his Ice Pick!
G) Hamtoro!
F) ME!
Posted: Sun Apr 13, 2003 9:00 pm
by Fred's Mom
B! I mean, who else could be a protagonist?
Jay: I have come to stop you from spamming this board, Bob!
Bob: Ouch (Is knocked into a pit of death for o reason)
Bill Gates: Grr... This isn't over yet! I summon the XBOT!
(Giant fighting robot appears and squashes Jay)
???: Wait, you cannot win! I shall make sure that the XBOX is defeated by it's inevitable superior, my LBOX!
Bill Gates: No! No... It's you... you're...
A)THE GREAT SHANE!
B)Jay ver. 2.0! Get your free copy today!
C) Leonardo Dicaprio
Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2003 11:24 am
by WillTheExtraGuy
A.
*Insert Darth Maul battle music here.*
Shane: Puny mortal, you dare attempt to spam the VGF Forums? I, the almighty Shane, will ban you!
Gates: You can't ban me, for I am not a member!
Shane: Oh no? Signup Ray!
*Shane zaps Bill Gates, making him a member.*
Shane: And now, Ban 2!
Gates: ARRGH! I'll be back! *runs away into the blackness*
*So, everyone celebrated Return of the Jedi-style for 3 days. 1 day later...*
Bill Gates: Thank you for coming. I am in need of your services.
???: Your welcome. I, the great ____________ will help you as long as I get paid.
A. The Noid
B. Montgomery Burns
C. The Buddy Bear King
D. BARNEY!!!
Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2003 4:29 pm
by Fred's Mom
A. (wait, "the great the noid?" Too many "the"s.)
Bill Gates: I know that, stupid! Now to deal with the LBOX... How should I?
A)Blow up the shipment
B)Whoops, I can't. Darn.
C) Dancing without socks.
Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2003 5:40 pm
by Introbulus
C
Bill Gates: ...You're fired! I'll have to come up with a new plan!
???: I can help you kill NC!
Bill Gates: Who are you? What's your plan?
???: ...
A: I am David Anez! I will create a medeocre webcomic with hypnotic powers and lure all NC fans to it's glowing glowness! (Sorry BnG fans)
B: I am Brian Clevenger! I will use the exact same plan as stated above! (Sorry EBT fans)
C: I am Jay Respo! Jay's evil twin! I will turn NC into a horrible webpage, and everyone will hate it! (Sorry NC fans, hey wait!)
D: I am Lord Reid, and I will kill him with my snack food ninja spies! (Sorry SSS fans. Wait, Lord Reid has ALWAYS been evil! Nevermind.
)
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2003 10:48 pm
by luigipasta112
C
BG: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Jay R.:YESSSSSSSSSSSSS
BG: *dies*
JR: Yes!!!!!! Now, what shall I do?
A: poop
B: 3y3 4m t43 u83rc433z!
c: die
D: poop
EfgH: jmidjdfjokcnokvjfdcivj;j
IkIll: live