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Okay, So I was posessed by SPAM a couple nights ago. (Probably by this "Sir Lupus of the Turk" guy who poopied his pants. Hillarious and disturbing) And, because Final Fantasy is overrated and doesn't get the credit it deserves, practically all of VGF hates newbies. So why do you all hate newbies who come here to talk about one of the only things they're good at-Video games. And expressing our opinions isn't important here if you're new? Geez, how else do you guys suppose you'll make new webfriends here if you keep on flaming them out of VGF? You guys are most likely socially underdeveloped.

Because they're annoying, and SPAM up the NC forum. By doing this, you're just ASKING to be flamed out of VGF or Bashed to death.

We don't BASH newbies for postion 2 things. It's just that, spamming is not allowed at VGF.

We hate newbies because they're annoying and stupid and don't know the rules.

We hate newbies because they spam VGF up, like you did when you were talking gibberish.

10 Reasons why I hate newbies:

0) They aren't even real people (i.e. clowns, mimes, swedes, Michael Jackson, etc....)
1) they can't spell very good
2) They are ignorant (Lack knowledge to just about everything, and not just one subject)
3) They don't bathe very much
4) they whine about everything (kinda like women)
5) they try hard to be funny; they arent funny
6) lick their Grandmas feet
7) Masturbate to everything (even the cooking channel)
8) They only eat mustard
9) Their nuisiance is equivilant to clowns
10) They make topics like these where they b!tch about how come everyone doesn't like them, newbies, Swedes, Oprah, Michael Jackson, N'Sync the list goes on and on.

and those are just a few reasons I can think of off the top of my head (please note, this is newbies in general, not individually)

this list is copyright © to me because I said so and I made it.

[ March 29, 2003, 03:21 PM: Message edited by: PhilTheExtraGuy ]

Guys, chill a little. Not all newbies are bad and like that.

And whining about it isn't going to make people like you.

We don't hate newbies. We only hate stupid newbies. Don't be a stupid newbie, and you're fine.

-A Genius (N00BS DA7 741K 71K3 D1S R STUPID N00BS.)

Whoa! At this rate we're going to have to rename "New York" to "Neglected York."

-The Yoshinator

Yeah, everyone starts out as a newbie at some time or another. Except for me.

But seriously, the problem is when a bad or annoying newbie comes around. The bad newbies get on everyones nerves and as a result give all newbies a bad name. Everyone should just chill.-jay

Yes, stupid newbies are the ones who get banned. Only the SMART newbies make it, so try not to be one of the stupid newbies if you want to make it past year 1, okay?

Newbies survive only by luck.

Or money. Give us lots of money and you live.

I don't hate newbies. I hate n00bs, the people who come to message boards for the sole purpose of spamming it up.

...Well, I don't mind them too much, because they give me an excuse to break out my STFU pictures.

About 99.9% of n00bs either become annoying spammers and fill entire pages with their feces, or they make a couple posts then leave. Like lion cubs, the early days are tough and few make it to the top.

Introbulus: The only reason the annoying n00bs are despiseable, is that they have the potential of becoming evil OG's. (Joke)Like Kamek, Zak, WvW, uhh...Lemon and, ehhh...Jay?

(All of the OG's surround Introbulus)

Introbulus: Uhhh, hey all you guys...Jay, Kamek...Zak, WvW...Lemon...Why are you guys carrying a "Ban Gun"? Wait, don't! Ahh!!! (run's away, hides under a rock, and builds a nuclear fallout shelter) Damn! Why couldn't I find someplace where I could be PROTECTED?!? (/Joke)

Actually,I'm a newbie sort of,because I never came until June 22nd,so I havn't been here even a year,and people like me!In fact,everyone in the world likes me!

Many people with guns come and aim at me.

Oh,no!It's everyone in the world!Could this a punishment for the lie I just told?

P.S.They dont call me gamechamp for nothing!

I don't hate newbies. I LOVE them! And they taste great with a little oregano!

- Penguin Man says, "White people need arrows to dance."

Newbies, to me, are not people who just registered. They're people who act like complete morons in that unique way that they do. WvsW registered only awhile after I originally did, and I still classify him as a newbie.

Originally posted by PhilTheExtraGuy:
10 Reasons why I hate newbies:

0) They aren't even real people (i.e. clowns, mimes, swedes, Michael Jackson, etc....)
1) they can't spell very good
2) They are ignorant (Lack knowledge to just about everything, and not just one subject)
3) They don't bathe very much
4) they whine about everything (kinda like women)
5) they try hard to be funny; they arent funny
6) lick their Grandmas feet
7) Masturbate to everything (even the cooking channel)
8) They only eat mustard
9) Their nuisiance is equivilant to clowns
10) They make topics like these where they b!tch about how come everyone doesn't like them, newbies, Swedes, Oprah, Michael Jackson, N'Sync the list goes on and on.

and those are just a few reasons I can think of off the top of my head (please note, this is newbies in general, not individually)

this list is copyright © to me because I said so and I made it.

1) on #0, you left off hobos.
2) That's 11 things.
3) #10 is the most true. Does anyone who ever went to Netgen at any point recall someone by the name of ShyGuyMaster?

I rest my case.