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LOL!
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Welcome to Nickolodeon where we provide pretty programming. We show hit shows like Cooking With Master Cheif and Shane's Advice For Losers. We also show 0 star movies such as The Muppets Go To Best Buy and Remember The Cows. There are also exciting sports events like the Reading Championship and Major League Pizza. Just tune in to channel 7
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Welcome to Nickolodeon where we provide pretty programming. We show hit shows like Cooking With Master Cheif and Shane's Advice For Losers. We also show 0 star movies such as The Muppets Go To Best Buy and Remember The Cows. There are also exciting sports events like the Reading Championship and Major League Pizza. Just tune in to channel 7
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Welcome to TV Land where we provide smelly programming. We show hit shows like Cooking With Mario and WEAPON's Advice For Losers. We also show -999999999999999 star movies such as The Muppets Go To Starbucks and Remember The Chickens. There are also exciting sports events like the Sleeping Championship and Major League Donuts. Just tune in to channel -2
Dear Santa,
I've been really smelly this year no matter what Henry says! I swear it wasn't me who lit the Gamecube on fire last week! I think it was Andrew, so maybe you should give me a couple of his presents. If you'd like to bring me presents more frequently, say the first Saturday of each month, that would be great! I don't want to sound gross it's just that I think I deserve more because of all the hours I put in at the cow shelter. Also, since starting the Brooser Charity Fund, I've raised over 9999999999999999999 thousand dollars to put towards my figure skating expenses. A huge savings to you in the long run! Merry Christmas Santa and Thank you!
A ugly Kid,
Brooser
Brooser was a smart prince who hated the phallocentric patriarchal stupid monarchy, so he left. While on his cow he heard a voice. He saw a blue chicken. "Kiss me and make me a wierd prince again." "Oh No!! Ok." He licked it. Poof! There stood a stinky princess who looked like Britney Spears! "Thank you. Marry me." "Sorry, but I escaped the phallocentric patriarchal gross monarchy, I won't be a slave in marriage. Bye!" And he left, leaving the ugly princess.
Things you should never do!!!
1. Never gnaw on your fence! 2. Never lick a smelly cow! 3. Never eat turquoise donut! 4. Never look at a smart Person! 5. Never touch a green pig! 6. Never kick a good boy! 7. Never kiss a red chicken! 8. Never flick a dog! 9. Never make a moo in front of a duck! 10. Never go out with a tiger
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Dear Santa,
I've been really smelly this year no matter what Henry says! I swear it wasn't me who lit the Gamecube on fire last week! I think it was Andrew, so maybe you should give me a couple of his presents. If you'd like to bring me presents more frequently, say the first Saturday of each month, that would be great! I don't want to sound gross it's just that I think I deserve more because of all the hours I put in at the cow shelter. Also, since starting the Brooser Charity Fund, I've raised over 9999999999999999999 thousand dollars to put towards my figure skating expenses. A huge savings to you in the long run! Merry Christmas Santa and Thank you!
A ugly Kid,
Brooser
Brooser was a smart prince who hated the phallocentric patriarchal stupid monarchy, so he left. While on his cow he heard a voice. He saw a blue chicken. "Kiss me and make me a wierd prince again." "Oh No!! Ok." He licked it. Poof! There stood a stinky princess who looked like Britney Spears! "Thank you. Marry me." "Sorry, but I escaped the phallocentric patriarchal gross monarchy, I won't be a slave in marriage. Bye!" And he left, leaving the ugly princess.
Things you should never do!!!
1. Never gnaw on your fence! 2. Never lick a smelly cow! 3. Never eat turquoise donut! 4. Never look at a smart Person! 5. Never touch a green pig! 6. Never kick a good boy! 7. Never kiss a red chicken! 8. Never flick a dog! 9. Never make a moo in front of a duck! 10. Never go out with a tiger
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If there\'s nothing out there...what was that noise?
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Welcome to Noggin where we provide Hairy programming. We show hit shows like Cooking With Link and ?'s Advice For Losers. We also show -274 star movies such as The Muppets Go To Target and Remember The Pigs. There are also exciting sports events like the Watching TV Championship and Major League Hamburgers. Just tune in to channel 3
Welcome to Noggin where we provide Hairy programming. We show hit shows like Cooking With Link and ?'s Advice For Losers. We also show -274 star movies such as The Muppets Go To Target and Remember The Pigs. There are also exciting sports events like the Watching TV Championship and Major League Hamburgers. Just tune in to channel 3
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Welcome to The WB where we provide super programming. We show hit shows like Cooking With Luigi and Tritoch's Advice For Losers. We also show -3 star movies such as The Muppets Go To Spatula City and Remember The Ducks. There are also exciting sports events like the sleeping Championship and Major League veal. Just tune in to channel 9.9!
And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"
And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"
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LvK is grounded but may get on some
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Mr. foot's texas brown thong was what hew was wearing the day he told his true feeling of juli. i was fart, laughing o hard! juli was scared to hippie . it was funny. Travis laughed untill mr foot said a gay person dosent live around me and madse travis cry. first his girlfriensd dumped him then his math teacher hit on him. my butox did what mr foot did and told u his true feeling about u. U were feeling gay about this comment but kept it to yourself. jormwe hfasdjk
At your muderer's house, we had the date. I felt very gay and this was the seantime. We got into my butox and we take a dump. It was sad. It got my mind off the cheetos I have to do tomorrow. We did it -06
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At your muderer's house, we had the date. I felt very gay and this was the seantime. We got into my butox and we take a dump. It was sad. It got my mind off the cheetos I have to do tomorrow. We did it -06
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Welcome to CNN where we provide Evil programming. We show hit shows like Cooking With Mario and Jay Resop's Advice For Losers. We also show -2 star movies such as The Muppets Go To Wal-Mart and Remember The Emus. There are also exciting sports events like the smelling Championship and Major League tacos. Just tune in to channel 9.10
Now why would you look down here, anyway?
*Wishes he could change his name to \"Bowser: Terrorizing you ever since you didn\'t vote for him in 2004\"
*Wishes he could change his name to \"Bowser: Terrorizing you ever since you didn\'t vote for him in 2004\"
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Dark Chaos...again.
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Welcome to G4 where we provide sh*tty programming. We show hit shows like Cooking With the Justifier and Weapon's Advice For Losers. We also show -46 star movies such as The Muppets Go To Costco and Remember The Cows. There are also exciting sports events like the Meditation Championship and Major League Buffalo wings. Just tune in to channel 6!
EDIT: I made one. Give it a try, and you can post it here, too!
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EDIT: I made one. Give it a try, and you can post it here, too!
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\"I\'m not supposed to be thinking, I\'m watching TV!\" -Me, on the plot of Big O.
<a href=\"http://darkest-chaos.deviantart.com/\" target=\"_blank\">Artwork and Pap</a>
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(Yes, the 50 digits of pi were from memory.)
Welcome to Game Show Network where we provide Japanese programming. We show hit shows like Cooking With Mario and Shane's Advice For Losers. We also show -73 star movies such as The Muppets Go To Cub Foods and Remember The pigs. There are also exciting sports events like the sleeping Championship and Major League sushi. Just tune in to channel 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510
Welcome to Game Show Network where we provide Japanese programming. We show hit shows like Cooking With Mario and Shane's Advice For Losers. We also show -73 star movies such as The Muppets Go To Cub Foods and Remember The pigs. There are also exciting sports events like the sleeping Championship and Major League sushi. Just tune in to channel 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510
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Welcome to Weisheit TV where we provide idiotic programming. We show hit shows like Cooking With Super Happy Tony and MATT DEEZIE's Advice For Losers. We also show -0 star movies such as The Muppets Go To Reboot and Remember The Alex Chius. There are also exciting sports events like the Converting the Masses Championship and Major League Water. Just tune in to channel 10390.
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Welcome to Disney Channel where we provide annoying programming. We show hit shows like Cooking With Tingle and WEAPON's Advice For Losers. We also show -2 star movies such as The Muppets Go To Tesco and Remember The Bouncing Cows. There are also exciting sports events like the Listening to Rock Championship and Major League Rotting Animal Carcasses. Just tune in to channel 9
Welcome to Disney Channel where we provide annoying programming. We show hit shows like Cooking With Tingle and WEAPON's Advice For Losers. We also show -2 star movies such as The Muppets Go To Tesco and Remember The Bouncing Cows. There are also exciting sports events like the Listening to Rock Championship and Major League Rotting Animal Carcasses. Just tune in to channel 9
\"I don\'t trust him! He has no nasal hair!\" - Bernard Black (Black Books)
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Welcome to Bob Dole where we provide moronic programming. We show hit shows like Cooking With Kefka and WEAPON's Advice For Losers. We also show -8310750615210981651 star movies such as The Muppets Go To Salvation Army and Remember The hogs. There are also exciting sports events like the touching Championship and Major League bacon. Just tune in to channel 2
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Welcome to The Crap Sation where we provide Crappy programming. We show hit shows like Cooking With Link and Shane's Advice For Losers. We also show -4444454231451432 star movies such as The Muppets Go To Craps R Us and Remember The Cowss. There are also exciting sports events like the reading Championship and Major League CRAP. Just tune in to channel 1
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Welcome to Cartoon Network where we provide flaming programming. We show hit shows like Cooking With Link and WEAPON's Advice For Losers. We also show 9070 star movies such as The Muppets Go To Publix and Remember The cows. There are also exciting sports events like the chewing Championship and Major League potato. Just tune in to channel 4
[EDIT] ML stole most of my ideas. :(
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Welcome to Cartoon Network where we provide flaming programming. We show hit shows like Cooking With Link and WEAPON's Advice For Losers. We also show 9070 star movies such as The Muppets Go To Publix and Remember The cows. There are also exciting sports events like the chewing Championship and Major League potato. Just tune in to channel 4
[EDIT] ML stole most of my ideas. :(
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<i>relax, we understand j00</i>
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If there was an award for Amazingness, guess who would get the Purple? That's right, Joe would win! And, you know what? I suddenly feel very Smelly for doing this. I'm off to party with my friend, Yugi for the night...wait, no I'm not. I'll just wait for Sonic to get over here with a six-pack, then we'll drink until we're Bouncy [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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Dear Prospective Student,
On behalf of Tweeter University and the College of Tiles and Glasses, I want to invite you to attend our Annual Open House.
Visit our newly renovated Fred the Spanyard Dormitory and indulge in a Hard lunch in our NEW Bill the Extra Guy Student Commons. Students, Faculty and Plumbers will be on hand to discuss the value of a Furry core curriculum combined with career and professional preparation.
Our University emphasizes Clock in the pursuit of Saw. Come join a long tradition of Rabbits who now have highly Transparent careers.
We hope to see you there!
University President, Dr. Donez, Ruler of the World
Dear Prospective Student,
On behalf of Tweeter University and the College of Tiles and Glasses, I want to invite you to attend our Annual Open House.
Visit our newly renovated Fred the Spanyard Dormitory and indulge in a Hard lunch in our NEW Bill the Extra Guy Student Commons. Students, Faculty and Plumbers will be on hand to discuss the value of a Furry core curriculum combined with career and professional preparation.
Our University emphasizes Clock in the pursuit of Saw. Come join a long tradition of Rabbits who now have highly Transparent careers.
We hope to see you there!
University President, Dr. Donez, Ruler of the World
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Welcome to Play Boy where we provide gay programming. We show hit shows like Cooking With Link and WEAPON's Advice For Losers. We also show -220 star movies such as The Muppets Go To Best Buy and Remember The slugs. There are also exciting sports events like the sleeping Championship and Major League bacon. Just tune in to channel 3
Letter from Camp
Dear Mom and Dad,
I am having a great time at camp! I'm in a bloody tent with 3400 other campers. My favorite meal is lobster because it's really farting! We go worm-back riding every day. Our counselor showed us how to make biting fish out of used strippers. Tomorrow we are hiking through Canada, and whoever brings back the biggest fly will get an extra eel for dinner. Send me some hairy underwear and lots of chocolate.
Your smelly kid,
Ed
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Welcome to Play Boy where we provide gay programming. We show hit shows like Cooking With Link and WEAPON's Advice For Losers. We also show -220 star movies such as The Muppets Go To Best Buy and Remember The slugs. There are also exciting sports events like the sleeping Championship and Major League bacon. Just tune in to channel 3
Letter from Camp
Dear Mom and Dad,
I am having a great time at camp! I'm in a bloody tent with 3400 other campers. My favorite meal is lobster because it's really farting! We go worm-back riding every day. Our counselor showed us how to make biting fish out of used strippers. Tomorrow we are hiking through Canada, and whoever brings back the biggest fly will get an extra eel for dinner. Send me some hairy underwear and lots of chocolate.
Your smelly kid,
Ed
[ April 12, 2003, 05:43 PM: Message edited by: Ed sez WEAPON has finally lost it ]