But... what was that? An epic turn of events caused the Thingy (whatever it is) to dissappear right from existence! A group of Highlanders in cat suits and Megaman outfits have decided to Go on a Mission to save the Thingy from falling from existance! The leader of the group, which strangely looks like Your Mom in Quickman's outfit goes ahead and fires a beam into a pool of water. The water is turning, and turning, and turning. BUT THEN... A RIP IN THE SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM! The Thingy is flown into Space Colony ARK and left there for Metal SOnic to play with at his own expense!
Your Mom in Quickman's outfit turns to the rest of the group: The real Ninja, the dead cat Aurora, Your Dad, Magnetman, and Toadman have gathered together on this journey!
"This is it guys," Your Mom in Quickman's outfit yelled out, "Let's get that Thingy before anybody else does!"
So they all fly off into space (because apparently they can breathe in space) and find the Space Colony ARK. But then Shadow and Metal Sonic came in to stop them, along with the help of JET KIRBY! The group proceeds to attack them, but they were loosing like the failures they were (except Magnetman. He rocks). BUT THEN MARO comes in and kills both Jet Kirby and Metal Sonic! Shadow ran away screaming for his mom!
The group finally finds the Thingy in Eggman's grasp, and... what was this? Dr. Wily teamed up with them? Magnetman, pulled under by the weight of obeying his own master, turns against the team and DESTROYS them all! Magnetman asked to hold them thingy. AND AN EPIC turn of events cause him to teleport ALL THE WAY to Britney Spears Land!
NOw, Magnetman hates Britney Spears (so does the insane writer), and he proceeded to destroy every living Britney Spears, but then the Monster Britney spears appeared and ATE the Thingy!
So Magnetman returned a failure and a coward for his actions, and wanted a girlfriend badly. But he's a robot, alas, and cannot have one. The moral of this story is: Don't turn against people because you have to obey them.
I dare you to read this. This is the most bull**** story I ever came up with.
Side effects of the Thingy include the sudden urge to take it
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Oh, but Britney Spears land is Britney Spears land. You simply cannot get away from the evil that is known as, "That blond girl wearing nothing but fishnets in her song videos." Spears is so popular, you cannot destroy her, as she is a pop idol for the rest of her life, and she knows it. The Queen of Britney Spears land chuckled in an EVIL FASHION as her bipolar behavior and shaved head glinted in the moonlight. Her evil compadres grinned in insanity as they were planning to do an awful thing. People may like her songs, but they hate her, and she was planning on taking over EARTH! Yes, where we live! Oh teh noes! What will you do?!
Your Mom in Quickman's outfit and his compadres also survived the terrible defeat and were locked up in a STEEL MARKED CAGE while Magnetman looked on in sadness as his friends were going to DIE A HORRIBLE PAINFUL DEATH! But then, some of the REAL Robot Masters appeared (Quickman, Snakeman, and Crashman) and told Magnetman to join them to TAKE OVER ZE VUR- I mean GET THE THINGY! SO they went to Asgard to get it!
But they did not expect a shotgun wedding there either, as the writer of this insane piece of **** actually appeared as, literally a BRIDE HOLDING A GUN! She then demands that she marries the first person whose appeared in the writings thus far which she draws from a hat (which was Quickman, holy crap .__.). So she tries to marry him.
EXCEPT Magnetman got jealous cuz he wants a girlfriend and stole the to-be wife and the Thingy and heads to Hawaii! Halfway there, Magnetman decides that he doesn't want the Thingy and drops it in the Pacific, and now Bride and Mags are enjoying themselves on the beach with their newfound friends, Sparky and Hula Girl (Wow, the writer could make a Megaman character outta her).
Gahh, not as insane.
Your Mom in Quickman's outfit and his compadres also survived the terrible defeat and were locked up in a STEEL MARKED CAGE while Magnetman looked on in sadness as his friends were going to DIE A HORRIBLE PAINFUL DEATH! But then, some of the REAL Robot Masters appeared (Quickman, Snakeman, and Crashman) and told Magnetman to join them to TAKE OVER ZE VUR- I mean GET THE THINGY! SO they went to Asgard to get it!
But they did not expect a shotgun wedding there either, as the writer of this insane piece of **** actually appeared as, literally a BRIDE HOLDING A GUN! She then demands that she marries the first person whose appeared in the writings thus far which she draws from a hat (which was Quickman, holy crap .__.). So she tries to marry him.
EXCEPT Magnetman got jealous cuz he wants a girlfriend and stole the to-be wife and the Thingy and heads to Hawaii! Halfway there, Magnetman decides that he doesn't want the Thingy and drops it in the Pacific, and now Bride and Mags are enjoying themselves on the beach with their newfound friends, Sparky and Hula Girl (Wow, the writer could make a Megaman character outta her).
Gahh, not as insane.
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My gigantique-thermo-nuclear-battle-submarine rises from the deeps and battle droids pour out of it. I notice that some of them foolishly try to swim over only to sink in a matter of seconds.
GF7:*sigh* Their processing computers have been deteriorating horribly ever since "The Clone Wars". Alright! The non-retarded Battle Droids board the ship!.
The more competent droids use their grappling hooks and quickly take over the private yacht that Shane dosen't own and come back with the Thingy coated in deep fried goodness. I launch a torpedo at the said yacht and it goes BOOM! I then dive down a mile or 2 and start eating the deep fried skin of the Thingy, which is 10X better than the meat.
GF7:*sigh* Their processing computers have been deteriorating horribly ever since "The Clone Wars". Alright! The non-retarded Battle Droids board the ship!.
The more competent droids use their grappling hooks and quickly take over the private yacht that Shane dosen't own and come back with the Thingy coated in deep fried goodness. I launch a torpedo at the said yacht and it goes BOOM! I then dive down a mile or 2 and start eating the deep fried skin of the Thingy, which is 10X better than the meat.
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Too late :pInfernal Dragoon wrote:I kick VGA into a space capsule rigged with Dr. Eggman's Bombom and eject it. It explodes after it flies away a few miles. I take the Thingy he dropped and hide in the sunken Decepticon warship somewhere in the Atlantic.
Mushman wrote:You accidentally sell the Thingy on Ebay. I buy it and go to Mario Party 3.
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Upon realizing that the Thingy I had was only a model. I use the ship's computers to find its true location. Somewhere in Spiny Desert, Mushman rolls and lands on a... Decepticon symbol?!? Then out of nowhere, me, Starscream, and Soundwave come and beat you up. I take the Thingy and we go on an energon hunt.
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I teleport in front of you.
Me: Hey guys, isn't that Optimus Prime over here?!
Starscream, Soundwave, and GF7: Huh?! Where?! *Go off to search for Optimus*
It turns out that Optimus WASN'T there, but you do find lots of explosives, which explode the second you get near them. I take the Thingy and go to my underground base.
*Meanwhile*
GF7: *Severely battle-scarred* Hey, I'm still alive, you know! *Starscream's head falls on him, crushing him*
Me: Hey guys, isn't that Optimus Prime over here?!
Starscream, Soundwave, and GF7: Huh?! Where?! *Go off to search for Optimus*
It turns out that Optimus WASN'T there, but you do find lots of explosives, which explode the second you get near them. I take the Thingy and go to my underground base.
*Meanwhile*
GF7: *Severely battle-scarred* Hey, I'm still alive, you know! *Starscream's head falls on him, crushing him*
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The insanity continues! Your Mom in Quickman's outfit returns as he successfully rips the arm off of VG_Addict and takes the Thingy! Whatever this magical thing does to allow people to mindlessly steal it from others, no one knows. Your Mom in Quickman's outfit disappears out of site and into the SECRET BASE OF DOOM! There they meet up with Generic Ninja #2,358, Your Dad, Chairman and Woodman. Their base was RIDDEN with zombie cats as they plotted to act on their will and revenge against Magnetman, Hula Girl, Bride, and Opitalamueykala!
"This is it!" YMIQO yelled out loud, "This is war against him for his traitorous methods!"
Meanwhile in Britney Spears Land, the same words were being said to her own army of Spears and she used her BALD HEADED SHININESS OF DOOM! The warp was set and they were off to war! AT the same time, YMIQO used the Thingy to create a PORTAL OF TIME LAPSE as he jumped in with his zombie cats. Your Dad, Woodman, Chairman, and Hotdog (yes it was hotdog the whole time) jumped in as well!
Meanwhile in Hawaii, Bride and Magnetman were enjoying life as Hula GIrl served them Coconut drinks and Klomagma Dragoon (Klonoa and Magma Dragoon fusion) killed Opitalamueykala! But they were interrupted as the two fighting forces were hurling towards them! BUt then they found out something TERRIBLY CLICHÉ BUT MAKES SENSE ANYWAY!
Magnetman was the true holder of the THINGY and he USED HIS AWESOME EMP POWERS TO KILL THEM ALL!
But then the Thingy got stuck on his helmet. And it looked ugly, so Hula Girl pulled his helmet off and THREW IT IN THE OCEAN.
WHERE IT SURFED TO THE ISLAND OF GUAM! Yeah... that's good enough.
Magnetman pushed his white locks out of his eyes and said, "Wanna go to the Mediterranean?"
"This is it!" YMIQO yelled out loud, "This is war against him for his traitorous methods!"
Meanwhile in Britney Spears Land, the same words were being said to her own army of Spears and she used her BALD HEADED SHININESS OF DOOM! The warp was set and they were off to war! AT the same time, YMIQO used the Thingy to create a PORTAL OF TIME LAPSE as he jumped in with his zombie cats. Your Dad, Woodman, Chairman, and Hotdog (yes it was hotdog the whole time) jumped in as well!
Meanwhile in Hawaii, Bride and Magnetman were enjoying life as Hula GIrl served them Coconut drinks and Klomagma Dragoon (Klonoa and Magma Dragoon fusion) killed Opitalamueykala! But they were interrupted as the two fighting forces were hurling towards them! BUt then they found out something TERRIBLY CLICHÉ BUT MAKES SENSE ANYWAY!
Magnetman was the true holder of the THINGY and he USED HIS AWESOME EMP POWERS TO KILL THEM ALL!
But then the Thingy got stuck on his helmet. And it looked ugly, so Hula Girl pulled his helmet off and THREW IT IN THE OCEAN.
WHERE IT SURFED TO THE ISLAND OF GUAM! Yeah... that's good enough.
Magnetman pushed his white locks out of his eyes and said, "Wanna go to the Mediterranean?"
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Little do any of them realize that a parascope popped out of the deep. and connected to it was.... MY GIGANTIQUE THERMONUCLEAR BATTLE SUBMARINE OF DOOM! I affectionatley call it "The Pwner". At the bridge I, respawned and rearmed, am at the captain's chair brooding when the battle droid at the parascope calls for me.
BD#343: Sir! My Photoreceptors have malfunctioned! I can't see anything!
GF7:*notices that its looking into back end of it* TURN IT AROUND YOU IDIOT!
BD#343:Ohhhhhhh... *turns it around*
GF7:*Facepalm* Memo to self upgrade ship droids' CPUs
BD#343:They're leaving
BD#362:Should we destroy them?
GF7:No need for that... Where's the Thingy?
BD#362: It landed on Guam.
GF7:Then what are we waiting for, lunch?
BD#343:Well I am kinda...
GF7: DROIDS DON'T EAT!
BD#343:T_T
We then go to the island of Guam, where I find the Thingy on top of the magnet on Magnetman's helmet half buried in the sands. I download Magnet Missile from the helmet and pry the Thingy from it. I then decide to take a sightseeing break.
BD#343: Sir! My Photoreceptors have malfunctioned! I can't see anything!
GF7:*notices that its looking into back end of it* TURN IT AROUND YOU IDIOT!
BD#343:Ohhhhhhh... *turns it around*
GF7:*Facepalm* Memo to self upgrade ship droids' CPUs
BD#343:They're leaving
BD#362:Should we destroy them?
GF7:No need for that... Where's the Thingy?
BD#362: It landed on Guam.
GF7:Then what are we waiting for, lunch?
BD#343:Well I am kinda...
GF7: DROIDS DON'T EAT!
BD#343:T_T
We then go to the island of Guam, where I find the Thingy on top of the magnet on Magnetman's helmet half buried in the sands. I download Magnet Missile from the helmet and pry the Thingy from it. I then decide to take a sightseeing break.
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I teleport to Guam, and get into an epic battle with you. A few hours later, both of us are severely injured. I knock you down, walk up to you gangsta-style, and get ready to deal the killing blow.......
Suddenly, Goblin Ninja comes out of nowhere and tackles me. I try to fight him off, but he just keeps attacking me. Frustrated, I push him off me, sneak up behind him, put my hands on either side of his head, lift him high in the air, and snap his neck. I then watch as he limply falls to the ground, dead.
I then turn around to look for Gamefiend, but he's already escaped in his submarine with the Thingy. Or so he thinks....
You see, when Gamefiend wasn't looking, I switched the Thingy with the Trappy. In other words, Gamefiend only THINKS he has the Thingy. In reality, he has the Trappy. I then grab the REAL Thingy and warp to World 1-1 of Super Mario Bros.
Meanwhile....
GF7: Man, I can't believe I got away from that battle alive! Too bad about Goblin Ninja, though. Oh well, at least I still have the Thingy. Hey, does anyone else hear a strange ticking sound?
KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Insert stock footage of the atomic bombing of Nagasaki here*
Suddenly, Goblin Ninja comes out of nowhere and tackles me. I try to fight him off, but he just keeps attacking me. Frustrated, I push him off me, sneak up behind him, put my hands on either side of his head, lift him high in the air, and snap his neck. I then watch as he limply falls to the ground, dead.
I then turn around to look for Gamefiend, but he's already escaped in his submarine with the Thingy. Or so he thinks....
You see, when Gamefiend wasn't looking, I switched the Thingy with the Trappy. In other words, Gamefiend only THINKS he has the Thingy. In reality, he has the Trappy. I then grab the REAL Thingy and warp to World 1-1 of Super Mario Bros.
Meanwhile....
GF7: Man, I can't believe I got away from that battle alive! Too bad about Goblin Ninja, though. Oh well, at least I still have the Thingy. Hey, does anyone else hear a strange ticking sound?
KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Insert stock footage of the atomic bombing of Nagasaki here*
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