Side effects of the Thingy include the sudden urge to take it

[VG_Addict]

Suddenly, I appear right in front of Gamefiend.



GF: What are you doing here?!


VGA: I've got a surprise for you. OH, SHE-MAN!!!


*She-Man comes charging in*


She-Man: GAMEFIEND!!!!! It's been so long!


GF: O_O *Runs*


While Gamefiend is being chased by She-Man, I take the Thingy and go to Sky Land from SMB3.

[X-4]

steals the thingy and runs away to the rl, where no one would ever think to look

[Jailbreaker]

the RL is 2/3 of URL... http://www.x-4fallsintoapitofacid.com. The thingy (Which has resist 100 to all damage) is immune*; I take it and go to Technoburg.


* AND I ATE IT!

[VG_Addict]

I go to Technoburg and give you a drink, which you happily guzzle down. Suddenly, you start vomiting uncontrollably. It turns out I put ipecac in the drink. While you're still puking, I take the Thingy, clean it up, and go to Generic Town.

[Jailbreaker]

Uh-oh. You get lost on your way and end up in Town City, where jack the Butterfly Hunter is waiting to catch you in a bug net. He takes the thingy and goes to Frostown.

[Infernal Dragoon]

Where me, Iceman, and Chill Penguin ambush and kill him. I take the Thingy and we go back to hiding for when VGA, Megaman and\or X comes for the Thingy

[VG_Addict]

I find you, beat the crap outta you, take the Thingy, and go to Death Colony Egg.

[Infernal Dragoon]

Me, Dr. Eggman, and Archie Comic's Dr. Robotnik come in and an epic battle ensues which ends with VGA getting knocked out into space and blown up by the Eclipse Cannon. Luckilly he dropped the Thingy. I take it and we warp to Casino Night Zone.

[VG_Addict]

You get killed by the mafia, who runs the casino. I take the Thingy and go to Arizona.

[VG_Addict]

Bump.

[Jailbreaker]

I collect those!

The bump bumps Arizona off the screen revealing you (among other things) with the thingy. I take it, Jailbreaker Jump out of there, and take it OVAR 9000 miles away.

[VG_Addict]

I teleport in front of you, rip your head off Sub-Zero style, take the Thingy, and go to Wherever.

[Greenmarioman]

Whereever does not take kindly to this VG_A person, so they blow you up. I eat the thingy for BREAKFAST

[Infernal Dragoon]

I fly through you in a blue fireball fatality and fly out with the Thingy. You explode seconds after. I utilize the Thingy and warp to my Interdictor Star Destroyer, (Immobilizer 418 cruiser - Wookieepedia, the Star Wars Wiki) The Icy Claw and have it fly to Sector Z in the Lylat System.

[Greenmarioman]

Fox mistakes you for a bad guy and he blows you up. I take the thingy and go to Pluto.

[Infernal Dragoon]

Pluto, the Roman God of Death, was enjoying his dinner when Weegee 10 warps right on top of it. Enraged, he grabs Weegee 10 by the throat, takes the Thingy, and tosses him into the River Styx. I'm not going near that god, you guys can try getting it from him, but good luck attempting to do that.

[Greenmarioman]

The Underworld and Overworld (lol) get into a war and Pluto accidentally drops the Thingy into my arms. I sell the Thingy at a garage sale for $6.95.

[VG_Addict]

I haggle you into selling the Thingy to me for a quarter, and I buy it. I then bury the Thingy in my back yard.

[Infernal Dragoon]

I decide to use the most logical and easiest course of action... Dropping an H-Bomb on VGA's house. I come in (I'm a reploid, so I'm immune to the fallout) take the Thingy from the giant crater and use the ocarina to warp to the world select zone of
Super Mario Bros. 3

[VG_Addict]

I teleport behind you and rip your heart out. I take the Thingy and go to New Toonland from Gex.