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#181

Post by gamechamp3000 » Wed Feb 26, 2003 2:26 pm

Hours later...

JIM :D etention is over,report here tomarrow.

ME:Okay,then!

I rush out and into the boiler room.

ME:Hey,A Genius!

A GENIUS:Hi.

ME:Yes,here it is!While I was in detention,I thought of a plan to destroy the school and make the Gamechamp Gaming Anti-School!!!

A GENIUS:Cool.

ME:You see,I built this gun that sucks the evil out of people,and I plan on collecting a lot of evil and giving it to someone with a lot of power like maybe some army cammando and switching the evil to hating the school a lot.

A GENIUS:Cool.

ME:Bye!

I leave,and go into the hallway,where a teacher finds me.

TEACHER:Hey!You aren't in class!

ME:Well,maybe it's because nobody is in class and that includes the teachers,also including you.

TEACHER:That's no excuse!Detention for you!*gets zapped by my gun*Well,I guess I can go easy on you and let you get away with it.*walks away*

ME:Yes!It worked!Now to get more evil!

I go around shooting people,and sucking their evil out.

Later...

ME:Yes!I barely need any more evil to release it and make the person it goes to destroy the school!Hmmmmmmmm...I wonder if Jim would like to be non-evil!

I go in the detention room,and shoot Jim right in front of him.

ME:Yes!Wait,he's too evil!The gun storage area is overloading!Noooooooooooo!!!

The gun explodes,and the evil gets blown away somewhere.

JIM:You better have a good explaination for this.

ME:Well...

JIM:Sorry,detention!

I go to sit down.

ME(whispering):I wonder who the evil got into...

Meanwhile,outside the school...

There is a small kitten scratching and ramming its head into the school.

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#182

Post by WillTheExtraGuy » Wed Feb 26, 2003 6:09 pm

Will: It's good to be out of detention.

Chris: Affirmative.

Kimo: I wanna beat up Donez! WAAAAAAH!

Will: Shuddup! If anyone heard you, they would no longer fear you.

Kimo: Sorry.

???: Mwahaha! Soon, I shall turn this school into a Gamechamp Gaming Anti-School.

Will: Gamechamp! He's in the way of my plans for a PS2 Arcade! Boys!

Gang: *holding guns and wearing bullet-proof vests* Yes?

Will: Time to fill Gamechamp full of lead!

Chris: We must rush to the detentional area of this educational location, because that is where Gamechamp's voice came from.

Will: Okaaaaayyyy...

So, they rush into detention and see Jim and Gamechamp lying in pile of rubble.

Gamechamp: I...will...not...be...defeated...

Jim: Oh...yes...you...will...

DM: Hey, Jim. We're sorry for trying to kill you.

Jim: I...forgive...you...now...help...me...kill...Gamechamp...

TO BE CONTINUED...
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Post by Introbulus » Wed Feb 26, 2003 6:46 pm

(Jim is caught under large boulders, which he cannot escape from. Same with Gamechamp)

Jim: Will! You must kill Gamechamp! If you do, I will give you a "No-detention" pass for saving the school! (probably) I'd call Introbulus, but he's busy at the moment...

(meanwhile, on the Moon...)

Introbulus: Darn you, mouse! Give me that cheese!

Mouse: Hehehe...

Will: What's going on, anyway?

Jim: Funny you should ask, it all started in detention...

Gamechamp: Hey! Why do you get to do the flashback? I tell the story much better!

Jim: Fine, we'll both tell the story, so anyway, during detention, as you recall, I thought of a new way to punish students...

(back in detention)

Jim: Alright, everybody! There's cookies and milk on board this space ship! Climb aboard!

Gamechamp: Wow! This is the best detention ever!

Ranma: Why are you giving us cookies, though?

Jim: Young lady/gentleman, aren't you in here for invoking Murphy's law? (not to mention that it's relevant to the plot)

Ranma: Oops! Sorry. (there's a plot?)

Jim: (No)

[ February 26, 2003, 04:48 PM: Message edited by: Introbulus ]
Now why would you look down here, anyway?

*Wishes he could change his name to \"Bowser: Terrorizing you ever since you didn\'t vote for him in 2004\"
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#184

Post by WillTheExtraGuy » Wed Feb 26, 2003 7:01 pm

Gamechamp: That's not how it happened! It all started when...

Gamechamp enters the classroom.

Jim: Me bow down to Gamechamp! *bows down*

Gamechamp: Thank you. For that, I will convince Jay to dock your pay from $300 to -$200,000,000.

Jim: Thank you. Me like not getting paid.

End of flashback.

Jim: WHY YOU...OW! MY HOOD!

Will: Enough! We just came to kill Gamechamp so I can take over the school instead of him and rebuild it as a PS2 Arcade. Kimo!

Kimo pulls out a gun and shoots Gamechamp.

Will: Our work is done.

Jim: Great...now...HELP ME UP!

Gang: Right!

They help Jim up.

Jim: I will give you each a Detention-Pass if you let me play in your arcade.

Will: Ok.

Jim: Great. Here.

He hands them a Detention-Pass.

Jim: Now get out of my sight.

Will and his gang scurry away.

TO BE CONTINUED...
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#185

Post by Daos » Thu Feb 27, 2003 1:42 am

*Soldiers run in then notice they forgot their weapons*
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#186

Post by Sim Kid » Thu Feb 27, 2003 2:47 am

Zak: Okay, so what else is there to do around here?
Casey: We can install "Half Life" on every computer in the school!
All the Teachers: NO HALF LIFE!!!
Zak: I know what we can do, Let's give Dr. Fred some Defaf Coffee!! Then he'll sleepwalk, get arrested by the IRS, and he's in his room bound with red tape and tied to his bed. Then comes the funny Rescue mission.
Casey: Beats trying to install Half life on Kamek's computer.
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#187

Post by Introbulus » Thu Feb 27, 2003 11:16 am

Jim: Wait! What about my flashback?!?

Introbulus: Forget it. You can have your flashback later.

Jim: About time you got here! Where have you been?

Introbulus: (Holding a giant block of cheese) Would you believe the Moon?

Jim: The Moon is a liar and a cheater!
Now why would you look down here, anyway?

*Wishes he could change his name to \"Bowser: Terrorizing you ever since you didn\'t vote for him in 2004\"
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Post by gamechamp3000 » Thu Feb 27, 2003 1:48 pm

Then,I wake up in detention...

ME:Whoa!I had a bad dream that I revealed my secret plans to take over/destroy the school!Good thing it wasn't real!I would never reveal my plans to build the Gamechamp Gaming Anti-School!!!

Outside the detention room...

WILL :D id you hear that?!?!?!?!

Then,I wake up in detention...

ME:Whoa!Okay,this time I say that,I'm going to be alone or whispering.Or if I'm near A Genius and nobody else that's okay.

JIM:Gamechamp!Stop sleeping and dreaming of some stupid fantasy of wanting to take over/destroy the school!

ME:Okay,as long as you don't know that that's not a fantasy and I do want to!

JIM:Okay.

ME:Idiot.

JIM:I heard that!Double detention!

ME :D rat.

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Post by WillTheExtraGuy » Thu Feb 27, 2003 4:36 pm

Will: Kill that b*****d!

Will and his gang come in with guns and bullet-proof vests. Suddenly, Maxwell appears in a bolt of lighning.

Maxwell: Gamechamp, you are a b*****d! And since I am the substitute vice principal, I banish you and your family to the dungeon for eternity!

Gamechamp: NOOOO.....*gets struck by lightning and disappears*

Will: Thanks, dude.

Maxwell: You're welcome. I'll be in the vice principal's office if you need me. *vanishes*
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Post by Sim Kid » Thu Feb 27, 2003 8:44 pm

Casey: Zak, are you sure those setatives are gonna work? This is Coffee!
Zak: Of course they'll work! This is Decaf!
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Post by gamechamp3000 » Fri Feb 28, 2003 1:32 am

I wake up in detention...

ME:I hate these dreams.

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Post by Red mage » Fri Feb 28, 2003 8:19 pm

Me: Why is the school suddenley filled up with mist? And why are monsters appearing from the mist?

:A forest elf shows up from the mist:

Me: AAGGGHHH! DIIIEEE!!!

:Battle!:

Katie:
HP: 9999/9999
MP: 999/999

vs.

Forest imp:
HP: 300
MP: 0

Katie attacks forest imp with Fire gun
forest imp is weak against fire!
Forest Imp takes 250 damage
Forest imp attacks Katie.
Katie takes 1138 damage
Katie uses Counter.
Forest imp is dead!
Won!
Katie gains:
0 EXP points
0 AP.

Me: Why was that so easy?

:Meanwhile:
Kamek: GO AWAY!!! :Zaps a monster:

Zak: EEEAARRRGGGHHH!!!! :D eath rays a monster to death:
Casey: What the (Bleep) Is with all these monsters? And how did they get here?

Me: Hmmm...Monsters appearing out of nowhere because of this evil mist....So is this where the evil mist from Final Fantasy 9 went? And where is that soulcage?
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Post by Sim Kid » Fri Feb 28, 2003 8:23 pm

^Someone's played a little too much Final Fantasy 9.

Zak: That stupid mist! I can't see!
Casey: LOOK OUT!!
*A monster appears*
Zak: NOOOO!!!! AIR GUN!!! *blows the monster and some of the mist away.
Casey: Hey! Your Air Gun attack clears up the mist!
Zak: Now let's get out of here before Kamek sees us in the teacher's lounge!
*Zak and Casey run out*
Zak: It's alot worse out here!
*suddenley, Black Blob appears*
Zak: EEARRRGGGGHHHH! THAT JOKE HAS BEEN USED TOO MUCH ALREADY!! *Smashes Black Blob, therefore killing Black Blob and ending that boring joke* That was suprisingly easier this time.
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Post by Graveyard Fairy » Fri Feb 28, 2003 8:28 pm

*meanwhile in U.S. History*

Me: Blink......this is so boring....
Hey link! Did you win the archery contest???

Link: Yawnnnnnnn yeah I did.

Me: no surprise there, Where's Bowser? I want to kick him in the nuts!!!!!!!(fun fun fun)

Link: So who do u like?

Me: uuuhhhhhhhhh....why?

Link: Wnted to know :D

Me: It's a secret [img]redface.gif[/img]

Link: I'll figure it out...

Professer snape: HEY! NO TALKING IN CLASS!

Me: NOT HARRY POTTER CHARACTERS!!!!! AAAAACCCKK!!

*takes out death key and kills Snape*

Link: woah

Me: I don't like harry potter, its stupid.

Jay: HEY!

Me: What? i didn't steal his soul.

Jay: No! i wanted to say thank you! thats one less person i have to pay!

Me:.......COOL!
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Post by Dee Emm » Fri Feb 28, 2003 8:30 pm

Too much RPG-style. ::Ranma takes out his katana. He looks around, when the mist suddenly thickens, trapping him, Zak, and Katie in a small area. All of a sudden, a demon forms from the mist in front of them. Out of nowhere, the FFVII boss theme plays.

Ranma: ****. A fight.

(Yes, I play too many FF games as well::
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Post by Introbulus » Fri Feb 28, 2003 8:37 pm

Introbulus: Yes! These specimins are PERFECT for my dissecion class! I don't even have to ask the students to volunteer this time!

(A Zombie Dragon attacks Introbulus)

Introbulus: (Knocks it out) One more for my dissection!

Jim: You idiot! Don't you hear the boss music playing? We've got to help the students fight some all-powerful creature!

Introbulus: Oh all right! (Runs in the direction of the music)
Now why would you look down here, anyway?

*Wishes he could change his name to \"Bowser: Terrorizing you ever since you didn\'t vote for him in 2004\"
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Post by Sim Kid » Fri Feb 28, 2003 11:36 pm

Um, Ranma, you forgot Casey.

Ranma: Oh no. Not a demon!
Zak: Um, Don't you mean Daemon?
Ranma: DEMON YOU (bleep) THIS ISN'T TACTICS OGRE KNIGHT OF LODIS YOU (bleep)
Demon: I am the bleeping demon!
Casey: Sssh! It's talking!
Katie: Ooooh, so YOU'RE the demon who's blocking out every bad word.
Demon: Defeat me and the (bleep) noise will stop!
Zak: Oh man, it's an RPG style fight. What is this? The Roleplaying forum? Ah what the dilly-O. ELEMENTALTHROWER!!!!
Demon: Is that your best shot?
Ranma: LIGHTNING STAB!!!
Demon: Was that supposed to hurt?
Katie: FLARE!!!
Demon: That tickeled!
Casey: STASIS HALF LIFE CD!!!
Demon: That barely left a scratch. LEVEL 5 DEATH!
*Misses Zak*
*Misses Ranma*
*Hits Casey*
*Misses Katie*
Zak: Oh my god! You killed Casey!
Ranma: YOU BASKET!
Demon: AAAGGGHHH!! ALTERNATE SWEAR WORD! AAAAHH!!
Katie. Oh well, better revive Casey. *Casts life, but she misses and hits the demon*
Zak: God that was pathetic! Can't you even hit Casey?
*The demon takes 99,9999 damage because the Demon is undead*
Zak: Um...I take that back.
Ranma: These demons are undead?
*Zak uses an altar of ressurection*
Ranma: NO MORE TACTICS OGRE KNIGHT OF LODIS ALREADY ZAK!!!
Zak: Geez! I just found it on the floor!
*Casey recieved Archangel's feather emblem*
Ranma: That's it! *Assaults Zak*
Katie: STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT!! We need to get rid of this mist! School gets out in a half hour.
Ranma: Okay, I'll leave you alone.
Zak: Okay, I won't shoot you with ELEMENTALTHROWER!!!.
Ranma and Zak: *For now!*
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#198

Post by spicy » Fri Feb 28, 2003 11:41 pm

*We join the NotF once again...*

Syd:The Beatles suck

Randomkid(let's call him John):Well AC/DC play monkey balls

Syd:No,they play "Big Balls"

John:....Shutup.
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Post by GORE-ILLA » Sat Mar 01, 2003 12:55 am

Suddenly, Demon trips over someone's leg and falls into a giant tub of cheese. GORE-ILLA pulls the cheese-encased EVIL out of the bucket and eats
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GORE-ILLA: Mmmm...Demon dipped in cheese....(drools)

Zak: Why'd ya do that?

GORE: I'm hungry. And I felt like doing something.

Zak: Oh.
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Post by Red mage » Sat Mar 01, 2003 1:02 am

Me: Anyway! We've got to find that soulcage! It's what was making the mist!

GORE: Can I go too?

:GORE has joined your party!:

HP: 9999/99999
MP: 999/999

Casey: I think this is a bad time for a par-

Zak and Ranma: THAT JOKE IS SO OVERUSED!!!

Casey: Okay okay!!
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