dux: Now where are those Will and DM and Zak? They always skip my classes! *Will, DM and Zak are there* Oh sure. Well students, today's class is about the videogame genetics.I brought a 12th grade student to help me out. Welcome Drake!
Drake: Welcome.
dux: We may start. As tou all should know, genes are a basic part of the. Characters in videogames have a series of. Genes in videogames determine the character's appearance and importance in the plot. For example, Megaman shares the bullet-shooting gene with Mario, as well as the hero gene, and the platform-game gene. However, by evolutionary reasons, Mario acquired a 3D-gene. As another example, Jay's NCs have their neglected gene replicated constantly. In this class I can teach you how to create your own characters from scratch!
Class: *Yawn*
Drake: Mr. dux. shall we start with the experiments?
dux: Yeah sure! I was about to start it. Class, gather in groups of three. *Class gathers* Alright, you all have a set of items on your tables. Their lower versions are easy to find, but we'll use: A Bunsen Burner, a few beakers and test tubes, distilled water, acids, sugars, proteins, catalysts, a microscope, and a laser beam. But you may use a lighter as a replacement of the Bunsen Burner, any set of glasses, vinegar, sugar, weenies, ketchup, mayo, mustard, drool, a magnifying glass, and a laser beam. Okay class, prepare a 30% solution with the mayo, then...
At the end of the class, each group has a little monster in its table.
dux: Mr. Drake, show the class your creation.
Drake has created an exact replica of himself, except stronger, and with wings. Those who paid attention in class should know how to create their desired creature, and those who didn't, will be killed by Drake's beast because they won't pass the exam.
NC School returns
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(Suddenly, Introbulus runs into the classroom)
Introbulus: AHA! Now to get revenge on Will!
Will: (Covers his head)
Jim: (throws an egg at Will, which hits his shoulderblade and slides off quickly, leaving no stain to speak of) Yes! I got him! My mission is complete! (walks away)
Will:
Introbulus: AHA! Now to get revenge on Will!
Will: (Covers his head)
Jim: (throws an egg at Will, which hits his shoulderblade and slides off quickly, leaving no stain to speak of) Yes! I got him! My mission is complete! (walks away)
Will:
Now why would you look down here, anyway?
*Wishes he could change his name to \"Bowser: Terrorizing you ever since you didn\'t vote for him in 2004\"
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Name: Solomon Maxwell
Role: Vice Principal
About Role: He's the Principal when Jay is either out sick, on vacation, or just on break.
Will: I'm telling the Vice Principal to make Jim and Introbulus stop being such *bleep*s.
Will floats (with his carpet) to the Vice Principal's office. When he gets inside, he sees a man in a tuxedo sitting in GL's chair. The man's face is covered in shadows.
Will: Who are you?
Man: I am Solomon Maxwell, subsitute Vice Principal. I am 2nd in command when GL is not present. Right now, he is on a 3 week vacation in Hawaii.
Meanwhile, in Hawaii...
GL: *lying beside the pool* Ah, this is life.
Meanwhile, in Maxwell's office.
Will: Never heard of you.
Maxwell: I just got this job, you ninny! I have powers darker than you can imagine.
Jay's Voice: MAXWELL!
Maxwell:
Not as dark as Jay's, though..
Jay's Voice: Thank you, Mr. Maxwell!
Maxwell: Now, what is your name?
Will: Will Extra, son of a multi-billionaire, and employer of all the school bullies.
Maxwell: Ok. Now, what is the problem?
Will: Jim and Introbulus are annoying us with their evil.
Maxwell: I've heard of them. And you want me to...
Will: ...KILL THEM WITH YOUR EVIL POWERS!
Maxwell: Of course. (loudspeaker)Mr. Jim and Mr. Introbulus, report to my office. If you don't, then I will convince Jay to FIRE YOU! MWAHAHAHAHA! *lightning effect*
Will:
Maxwell: Now get out of my sight!
Will: *runs away*
When Jim and Introbulus are in Maxwell's office...
Maxwell: Good evening. I am here to tell you that a reliable source told me you were abusing the students.
Jim: Yes, we are.
Introbulus: Because we're EVIL! MWAHAHA! *small lightning effect*
Maxwell: Nice lightning effect. Now, let me show you mine. MWAHAHAHAHA! *really large lightning effect*
Jim/Introbulus:
Maxwell: We have a place for people who annoy the students, and that's the DUNGEON! GUARDS!
Two really big security guards drag Jim and Introbulus away to the dungeon, where they will be tortured for all time.
Maxwell: MWAHAHAHAHA! *another really large lightning effect*
TO BE CONTINUED...
[ February 23, 2003, 08:18 PM: Message edited by: WillTheExtraGuy ]
Role: Vice Principal
About Role: He's the Principal when Jay is either out sick, on vacation, or just on break.
Will: I'm telling the Vice Principal to make Jim and Introbulus stop being such *bleep*s.
Will floats (with his carpet) to the Vice Principal's office. When he gets inside, he sees a man in a tuxedo sitting in GL's chair. The man's face is covered in shadows.
Will: Who are you?
Man: I am Solomon Maxwell, subsitute Vice Principal. I am 2nd in command when GL is not present. Right now, he is on a 3 week vacation in Hawaii.
Meanwhile, in Hawaii...
GL: *lying beside the pool* Ah, this is life.
Meanwhile, in Maxwell's office.
Will: Never heard of you.
Maxwell: I just got this job, you ninny! I have powers darker than you can imagine.
Jay's Voice: MAXWELL!
Maxwell:
Not as dark as Jay's, though..Jay's Voice: Thank you, Mr. Maxwell!
Maxwell: Now, what is your name?
Will: Will Extra, son of a multi-billionaire, and employer of all the school bullies.
Maxwell: Ok. Now, what is the problem?
Will: Jim and Introbulus are annoying us with their evil.
Maxwell: I've heard of them. And you want me to...
Will: ...KILL THEM WITH YOUR EVIL POWERS!
Maxwell: Of course. (loudspeaker)Mr. Jim and Mr. Introbulus, report to my office. If you don't, then I will convince Jay to FIRE YOU! MWAHAHAHAHA! *lightning effect*
Will:
Maxwell: Now get out of my sight!
Will: *runs away*
When Jim and Introbulus are in Maxwell's office...
Maxwell: Good evening. I am here to tell you that a reliable source told me you were abusing the students.
Jim: Yes, we are.
Introbulus: Because we're EVIL! MWAHAHA! *small lightning effect*
Maxwell: Nice lightning effect. Now, let me show you mine. MWAHAHAHAHA! *really large lightning effect*
Jim/Introbulus:
Maxwell: We have a place for people who annoy the students, and that's the DUNGEON! GUARDS!
Two really big security guards drag Jim and Introbulus away to the dungeon, where they will be tortured for all time.
Maxwell: MWAHAHAHAHA! *another really large lightning effect*
TO BE CONTINUED...
[ February 23, 2003, 08:18 PM: Message edited by: WillTheExtraGuy ]
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*The NotF break in,carrying their trademark weapons*
???:No!You shall never free your friend!Robot army attack!
*Two Battlebot toys slowly harge at the group*
Steve:Whatb the heck is this
???:We're on a budget you know!
Angus:Oh well
*Angus performs Riverdance on the robots,destroying them*
???:Noooo,My mom's gonna kill me!
Busizuku:Whatevo
*Steve and Angus stare at Busizuku*
Busizuku:What?!
*They race in and rescue Syd,halfway unconsious and smelling vaguely of ass*
Syd:So many big titties....working out....
Angus:This kids gonna need hours of Denise Austin workout videos...
*The NotF return to their class,as usual,Syd begins his er,personal drawings*
Ms. Evans:What is THAT your drwaing
Syd:Uh,i'd like to take the 5th ammendment?
*Ms. E takes up the drawing and examines it*
Ms. Evans:What on Earth is that female vampire doing to that reptile monster
Syd:Um,first of all thats a Succubus,not a vampire,second of all,thats a chameleon-human mutant,not a monster,thirdly shes doing what all Succubuses do
Ms. Evans:Which is...?
Syd:Um,*Whispering*raping them in their sleep
Ms. Evans:Excuse me?
Syd:Er, I mean sucking his blood to substain her life force
Ms. Evans:Still, it is mildly offensive,therfore you have DETENTION!
Syd am-er-Darnit
???:No!You shall never free your friend!Robot army attack!
*Two Battlebot toys slowly harge at the group*
Steve:Whatb the heck is this
???:We're on a budget you know!
Angus:Oh well
*Angus performs Riverdance on the robots,destroying them*
???:Noooo,My mom's gonna kill me!
Busizuku:Whatevo
*Steve and Angus stare at Busizuku*
Busizuku:What?!
*They race in and rescue Syd,halfway unconsious and smelling vaguely of ass*
Syd:So many big titties....working out....
Angus:This kids gonna need hours of Denise Austin workout videos...
*The NotF return to their class,as usual,Syd begins his er,personal drawings*
Ms. Evans:What is THAT your drwaing
Syd:Uh,i'd like to take the 5th ammendment?
*Ms. E takes up the drawing and examines it*
Ms. Evans:What on Earth is that female vampire doing to that reptile monster
Syd:Um,first of all thats a Succubus,not a vampire,second of all,thats a chameleon-human mutant,not a monster,thirdly shes doing what all Succubuses do
Ms. Evans:Which is...?
Syd:Um,*Whispering*raping them in their sleep
Ms. Evans:Excuse me?
Syd:Er, I mean sucking his blood to substain her life force
Ms. Evans:Still, it is mildly offensive,therfore you have DETENTION!
Syd
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*Zak and the group approach the Koopa brothers*
Zak: Come out! You can't run!
Casey: Your time has come!
*The koopa brothers come out weilding shaolin kempo weapons*
Zak and Casey: AAAAAAHHH!!!!
Zak: Oh gosh, did we just scream about the KOOPA BROTHERS?? Oh well ELEMENTALTHROWER!!!
Koopa brothers take 90 damage.
Koopa Brother 1: Ugh...We went down too easily.
Koopa Brother 2: But not after this!
*The koopa brothers take out wands and unite them, then they grow very big.*
Koopa Brothers: We are now the Sneaky Cheating lying giant ninja koopa brothers! You're going down!
Zak: Why does this seem so familliar to that one episode of the SMB3 cartoon? Oh well. ELEMENTALTHROWER!!!
*The koopa brothers are immune to element damage, the koopa brothers take 3 damage*
Casey: Really effective Zak!
Zak: Er...On to plan B!
Casey: BIO!!!
*The Koopa brothers are immune to Bio, the koopa brothers take 5 damage*
Zak: Oh yeah, like Bio was effective too.
Casey: Well it at least did more damage than your ELEMTALTHROWER!!! attack. EAT HALF LIFE CD!
*The koopa brothers are immune to half life CD's. The Koopa brothers take 1 damage*
Casey: (bleep!)
Zak: WHAT WILL IT TAKE TO KILL THESE GUYS???
[ February 23, 2003, 11:43 PM: Message edited by: Zak ]
Zak: Come out! You can't run!
Casey: Your time has come!
*The koopa brothers come out weilding shaolin kempo weapons*
Zak and Casey: AAAAAAHHH!!!!
Zak: Oh gosh, did we just scream about the KOOPA BROTHERS?? Oh well ELEMENTALTHROWER!!!
Koopa brothers take 90 damage.
Koopa Brother 1: Ugh...We went down too easily.
Koopa Brother 2: But not after this!
*The koopa brothers take out wands and unite them, then they grow very big.*
Koopa Brothers: We are now the Sneaky Cheating lying giant ninja koopa brothers! You're going down!
Zak: Why does this seem so familliar to that one episode of the SMB3 cartoon? Oh well. ELEMENTALTHROWER!!!
*The koopa brothers are immune to element damage, the koopa brothers take 3 damage*
Casey: Really effective Zak!
Zak: Er...On to plan B!
Casey: BIO!!!
*The Koopa brothers are immune to Bio, the koopa brothers take 5 damage*
Zak: Oh yeah, like Bio was effective too.
Casey: Well it at least did more damage than your ELEMTALTHROWER!!! attack. EAT HALF LIFE CD!
*The koopa brothers are immune to half life CD's. The Koopa brothers take 1 damage*
Casey: (bleep!)
Zak: WHAT WILL IT TAKE TO KILL THESE GUYS???
[ February 23, 2003, 11:43 PM: Message edited by: Zak ]
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*in a dark tower hidden in a deep forest*
Daos: The time to strike is now my army, the defenses at the NC School is weakened. Go my Duck Hunt and Boy and his Blob armys!! Go and destroy!
Daos: The time to strike is now my army, the defenses at the NC School is weakened. Go my Duck Hunt and Boy and his Blob armys!! Go and destroy!
I am terror, I am Daos."http://www.vgf.com/forums/zelda-forum/5 ... n-ups.html"
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Introbulus: Why did I get thrown into the dungeon? I'm not evil!
Jim: Then what was that lightning for?
Introbulus: That was YOUR lightning!
Jim: Oh yeah. Well, time to escape!
Introbulus: How do we do that?
Jim: Oh ye of little faith. FIREBALL!!
(a huge fireball crashes into the dungeon wall)
Introbulus: Nice job, you destroyed the dungeon wall...
Jim: Naturally.
Introbulus: As well as HALF THE SCHOOL!
Jim: (notices that half the school is gone)...Oh well, I never liked that half anyway.
Introbulus: Let's just get to class before YOU cause any more trouble.
Jim: Then what was that lightning for?
Introbulus: That was YOUR lightning!
Jim: Oh yeah. Well, time to escape!
Introbulus: How do we do that?
Jim: Oh ye of little faith. FIREBALL!!
(a huge fireball crashes into the dungeon wall)
Introbulus: Nice job, you destroyed the dungeon wall...
Jim: Naturally.
Introbulus: As well as HALF THE SCHOOL!
Jim: (notices that half the school is gone)...Oh well, I never liked that half anyway.
Introbulus: Let's just get to class before YOU cause any more trouble.
Now why would you look down here, anyway?
*Wishes he could change his name to \"Bowser: Terrorizing you ever since you didn\'t vote for him in 2004\"
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MEANWHILE...
ME:How long will it take for Introbulus to get here?I need to get to the basement to look at more plans!
The lunch bell rings
ME:Hurry up and get here!I must be dismissed to destroy the school and create the Gamechamp Gaming Anti-School!Oh,forget it!I'm just going to join all the other kids not in thier classes...and teachers.
P.S.They dont call me gamechamp for nothing!
ME:How long will it take for Introbulus to get here?I need to get to the basement to look at more plans!
The lunch bell rings
ME:Hurry up and get here!I must be dismissed to destroy the school and create the Gamechamp Gaming Anti-School!Oh,forget it!I'm just going to join all the other kids not in thier classes...and teachers.
P.S.They dont call me gamechamp for nothing!
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Me: HEY! GIMME THAT!! THAT'S STRAWBERRY!
Ranma: Yum!
Me: If you don't gimme that...:Takes out Wondershot: Prepare to taste wondershot!! :I fire the Wondershot at Ranma, but he spoofs the matrix:
Ranma: Ha ha ha! You missed me!
:Jim comes over covered in red stuff that looks like blood:
Jim: Hey! My ketchup!! You shot my Ketchup!
Ranma: Yum!
Me: If you don't gimme that...:Takes out Wondershot: Prepare to taste wondershot!! :I fire the Wondershot at Ranma, but he spoofs the matrix:
Ranma: Ha ha ha! You missed me!
:Jim comes over covered in red stuff that looks like blood:
Jim: Hey! My ketchup!! You shot my Ketchup!
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ME:Hmmmmm...I wonder where everyone is...
Will and his gang appear
ME:Hey!Do you know where the kids that probably won't kill me are?
WILL:In the closet.
ME:Thanks.
I go in the closet and fall in the jungle.
Later...
I finnaly find a way to climb out of the closet and in the hall,then Will and his gang come by and push me right back in.
ME:Hmmmmmmm...stupid bullies!Oh well,I'll just work on a plan to destroy the school and make room for the Gamechamp Gaming Anti-School!!!
I look and realize I'm in the closet again and can't use the plan there.
ME rat.
Later...
I'm on the playground,which is deserted.
ME:Yes!With all the dynamite stacked around the school over there,I will push this plunger which leads to the dynamite and destroy the school!Now,I need to calculate the plans once more...
I look at a notepad.Then,Will and his gang come by and walk by the dynamite,when the walk away so you can see it,all of it is gone,when they walk by me,all the dynamite comes behind me all in one quick sweep,then they run inside quickly.
I look up from my notepad.
ME:Hmmmm...wonder what they came here for...they went by too fast to of been able to pick up the dynamite and put it down somewhere else...time to blow,guys!!!!!
I press the plunger,then...
ME:Wait a minute...the dynamite is gone...and there are tracks from some kind of machine that carries stuff...wiat a minute...
I look behind me.
ME:AAAAAAAUGH!!!!!!!!!!
BOOM!!!
I come out of the ruble of the playground,and look really torn up and part of my hair is on fire.
ME:No,mommy,I don't want any corn...
I fall down unconcious
Later...
I wake up,then the recess bell rings,and I notice that I'm right in front of the door.
ME:Oh,no...
A bunch of kids run out,and they run over me,then they notice that it's destroyed.
KID:Someone destroyed the playground!
Then,Will and his gang come up,and they look beat up.
WILL:Help...that kid beat us all up,then destroyed the playground while we were playing!
He points at me.
ME:Hey!You can't believe him!He's a bully!
ALL:
ME:I think I should run now.AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!!!
I run through the school,all the kids chase me.
P.S.They dont call me gamechamp for nothing!
Will and his gang appear
ME:Hey!Do you know where the kids that probably won't kill me are?
WILL:In the closet.
ME:Thanks.
I go in the closet and fall in the jungle.
Later...
I finnaly find a way to climb out of the closet and in the hall,then Will and his gang come by and push me right back in.
ME:Hmmmmmmm...stupid bullies!Oh well,I'll just work on a plan to destroy the school and make room for the Gamechamp Gaming Anti-School!!!
I look and realize I'm in the closet again and can't use the plan there.
ME
rat.Later...
I'm on the playground,which is deserted.
ME:Yes!With all the dynamite stacked around the school over there,I will push this plunger which leads to the dynamite and destroy the school!Now,I need to calculate the plans once more...
I look at a notepad.Then,Will and his gang come by and walk by the dynamite,when the walk away so you can see it,all of it is gone,when they walk by me,all the dynamite comes behind me all in one quick sweep,then they run inside quickly.
I look up from my notepad.
ME:Hmmmm...wonder what they came here for...they went by too fast to of been able to pick up the dynamite and put it down somewhere else...time to blow,guys!!!!!
I press the plunger,then...
ME:Wait a minute...the dynamite is gone...and there are tracks from some kind of machine that carries stuff...wiat a minute...
I look behind me.
ME:AAAAAAAUGH!!!!!!!!!!
BOOM!!!
I come out of the ruble of the playground,and look really torn up and part of my hair is on fire.
ME:No,mommy,I don't want any corn...
I fall down unconcious
Later...
I wake up,then the recess bell rings,and I notice that I'm right in front of the door.
ME:Oh,no...
A bunch of kids run out,and they run over me,then they notice that it's destroyed.
KID:Someone destroyed the playground!
Then,Will and his gang come up,and they look beat up.
WILL:Help...that kid beat us all up,then destroyed the playground while we were playing!
He points at me.
ME:Hey!You can't believe him!He's a bully!
ALL:
ME:I think I should run now.AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!!!
I run through the school,all the kids chase me.
P.S.They dont call me gamechamp for nothing!
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*During Math,Busizuku is working on what will be known as Fiend Comics 1#*
Busizuku:And Syd kills Ben Affleck for the third time,this time with a lead pipe and...
*Busizuku is then shot in the neck by a poison dart and goes unconscious,he is then loaded ionto a ship marked The S.S. Ruby/Sapphire along with his fellow fiends.They wake up starnded on an island*
Syd:Busi Doobie wassa...(Where the hell are we?)
Soldier:Oy, what 'ave we 'ere?A couple of scallywags eh?Off'cier we caught us some low-lives ay!
General:Will you knock off the accent?You were born in Central Hyrule idiot.
Soldier:But I like doing it.My rights don't say I can't do this accent!
Syd:Er,where exactly are we?
Soldier:Oh,a woyse guy ay?Do you know what we-
General:Stop that!Anyways you're in Hyrule-
Angus:Oh I see,when we were knocked out by those darts,they probably caused us severe hallucinations about Hyrule.
General:I assure this is not a hallucianation
Angus:Oh yeah?Well if this wasn't a dream,could I do this?
*Angus picks up a rock*
Angus:A-ha!Wait I didn't what I wanted it to change to.O.K ready and A-ha!Dammit its not a dream.
Narrator:Will NotF escape Hyrule?Will they want to?Will Angus ever change a rock into a nude japanese girl?
Busizuku:And Syd kills Ben Affleck for the third time,this time with a lead pipe and...
*Busizuku is then shot in the neck by a poison dart and goes unconscious,he is then loaded ionto a ship marked The S.S. Ruby/Sapphire along with his fellow fiends.They wake up starnded on an island*
Syd:Busi Doobie wassa...(Where the hell are we?)
Soldier:Oy, what 'ave we 'ere?A couple of scallywags eh?Off'cier we caught us some low-lives ay!
General:Will you knock off the accent?You were born in Central Hyrule idiot.
Soldier:But I like doing it.My rights don't say I can't do this accent!
Syd:Er,where exactly are we?
Soldier:Oh,a woyse guy ay?Do you know what we-
General:Stop that!Anyways you're in Hyrule-
Angus:Oh I see,when we were knocked out by those darts,they probably caused us severe hallucinations about Hyrule.
General:I assure this is not a hallucianation
Angus:Oh yeah?Well if this wasn't a dream,could I do this?
*Angus picks up a rock*
Angus:A-ha!Wait I didn't what I wanted it to change to.O.K ready and A-ha!Dammit its not a dream.
Narrator:Will NotF escape Hyrule?Will they want to?Will Angus ever change a rock into a nude japanese girl?
Your moonpod\'s showing