These pathelic losers at Square totally ripped out 8-bit Theater's storyline! Sure, they changed Black Belt to Monk, and took out the funny parts, but it's still a blatant rip-off! 8-bit Theater should SUE!
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Harvest moon: A Wonderful Life
This game sucks beyond all imagination. I have no idea how this should have even DESERVED to get on the gamecube. Basicilly, your some stupid 6 year old farmer with a stupid hairdo that has to save this dinky farm with the help of some idiot who looks like he belongs in a Sushi bar!! as if the story wasnt bad enough, you also have to plant these stupid little seeds and water them EVERYDAY and feed these stupid animals so you can get MORE money to buy MORE seeds so you can plant MORE seeds to get MORE crops to buy MORE animals etc. You have to do this for like 1000000 freakin hours until you get to a point where you have to marry three HIDEOUS girls. One looks like some scamp, the other some freaky blond and the last one looks like she belongs in juvy! So you get to play this piece of crap for EVER. Its basically like doing a bunch of stupid choirs on a video game except you have to do this foreeeeeever until your character dies of old age! This game is the most horrible thing on the face of the planet and doesnt even deserve to have the nintendo logo! NEVER get within a 100 mile radius of this game unless you enjoy doing a bunch of stupid choirs like fishing for invisible fish or hitting a ground with some metal thing! Added to the fact that you cant hit people with your weapons makes this game the most horrible thing ever.
~Aqsol
This game sucks beyond all imagination. I have no idea how this should have even DESERVED to get on the gamecube. Basicilly, your some stupid 6 year old farmer with a stupid hairdo that has to save this dinky farm with the help of some idiot who looks like he belongs in a Sushi bar!! as if the story wasnt bad enough, you also have to plant these stupid little seeds and water them EVERYDAY and feed these stupid animals so you can get MORE money to buy MORE seeds so you can plant MORE seeds to get MORE crops to buy MORE animals etc. You have to do this for like 1000000 freakin hours until you get to a point where you have to marry three HIDEOUS girls. One looks like some scamp, the other some freaky blond and the last one looks like she belongs in juvy! So you get to play this piece of crap for EVER. Its basically like doing a bunch of stupid choirs on a video game except you have to do this foreeeeeever until your character dies of old age! This game is the most horrible thing on the face of the planet and doesnt even deserve to have the nintendo logo! NEVER get within a 100 mile radius of this game unless you enjoy doing a bunch of stupid choirs like fishing for invisible fish or hitting a ground with some metal thing! Added to the fact that you cant hit people with your weapons makes this game the most horrible thing ever.
~Aqsol
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Gumby dammit
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Katamari Damaci
It bad. Unlike pizza. Pizza tasty. You no can eat bad circle game thingy. Me hate. Wahh, me want go on way of gourmand and eat pancakes. In pie form. BUT BAD DAMACI GAME EATING PEOPLE, AND ME NOT!
Review by Quina of FF9. As little sence as it made, it was still a terrible and terribly wrong review. Meh.
It bad. Unlike pizza. Pizza tasty. You no can eat bad circle game thingy. Me hate. Wahh, me want go on way of gourmand and eat pancakes. In pie form. BUT BAD DAMACI GAME EATING PEOPLE, AND ME NOT!
Review by Quina of FF9. As little sence as it made, it was still a terrible and terribly wrong review. Meh.
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heh heh heh they are making a DS version of this game believe it or notOriginally posted by Galefore:FF9 Obsessed.:
Katamari Damaci
It bad. Unlike pizza. Pizza tasty. You no can eat bad circle game thingy. Me hate. Wahh, me want go on way of gourmand and eat pancakes. In pie form. BUT BAD DAMACI GAME EATING PEOPLE, AND ME NOT!
Review by Quina of FF9. As little sence as it made, it was still a terrible and terribly wrong review. Meh.
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Galefore
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All the Megaman games
BAH.BAH.BAH.EVIL GAMES:VOLUME ONE
Megaman
HOLY FISH, THIS IS EVIL. IT MAKES CHILDREN WISH THEY WERE A CRAZY BLUE ROBOT WITH NOOOOO HAAANNNDDDSSSS!!!!!!!! CAPCOM IS TEH DEMONIXC RUN WHILE RUNNING IS STILL TEH POSSILPPE OAAAHHHHHHHHH GAHHHH MOMMY.
On a side note, Capcom also hates puppies. In fact, they hate children. Save the children, worship the Taco Bell. Chom the Chiuaua from Taco Bell, over and out and stuff. YO QUIRO TACO BELL.
BAH.BAH.BAH.EVIL GAMES:VOLUME ONE
Megaman
HOLY FISH, THIS IS EVIL. IT MAKES CHILDREN WISH THEY WERE A CRAZY BLUE ROBOT WITH NOOOOO HAAANNNDDDSSSS!!!!!!!! CAPCOM IS TEH DEMONIXC RUN WHILE RUNNING IS STILL TEH POSSILPPE OAAAHHHHHHHHH GAHHHH MOMMY.
On a side note, Capcom also hates puppies. In fact, they hate children. Save the children, worship the Taco Bell. Chom the Chiuaua from Taco Bell, over and out and stuff. YO QUIRO TACO BELL.
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^^O_O REALLY? PLEASE SAY YESSSSS!
Paper Mario: The Thousand Year door
OMG TIS GAM SUKS! U R MARIO (WHO SUKS BTW CUS HE DONT HAVE GUNZ. MASTER CHEIF RULZ!) AS A PAPERY ****** OMG WTF HOW GAY!!!! THE GRAFICS SUK! TATS DA ONLY TING THAT MATTRS! ALONG W/ BABES N GUNS N GOOD MOVEES! I HATE U NINNYTENDO!!!
THIS GAME GETS A 7 BECUZ PEACH IS HOT
Paper Mario: The Thousand Year door
OMG TIS GAM SUKS! U R MARIO (WHO SUKS BTW CUS HE DONT HAVE GUNZ. MASTER CHEIF RULZ!) AS A PAPERY ****** OMG WTF HOW GAY!!!! THE GRAFICS SUK! TATS DA ONLY TING THAT MATTRS! ALONG W/ BABES N GUNS N GOOD MOVEES! I HATE U NINNYTENDO!!!
THIS GAME GETS A 7 BECUZ PEACH IS HOT
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Galefore
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Jak 3
(Plus a whole bunch more and stuff.)
OMG LOL I HATE IT. IT HAS GUNS AND STUFF, BUT NO GORE. IT SUKY. I HATE THE ORANGE THINGY TOO. HE'S STUPID AND ANNOYING. THE GUNS YOU GET AREN'T FIRST PERSON. THEY NO BLOODY MAKING. IT BAD AND NOT ON XBOX360 WEEEEEEE FANBOYNESS. X-BOX RULZ LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL(Head explosion)
(Plus a whole bunch more and stuff.)OMG LOL I HATE IT. IT HAS GUNS AND STUFF, BUT NO GORE. IT SUKY. I HATE THE ORANGE THINGY TOO. HE'S STUPID AND ANNOYING. THE GUNS YOU GET AREN'T FIRST PERSON. THEY NO BLOODY MAKING. IT BAD AND NOT ON XBOX360 WEEEEEEE FANBOYNESS. X-BOX RULZ LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL(Head explosion)
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San Andreas
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE FOUND A GAME BETTER THAN HALO 2. IT'S THE 3RD GTA GAME (( GTA 1 AND 2 SUCK TOTAL ASS, SO GTA3 IS REALLY GTA ONE. )) AND IT ROCKS.
FIRST THE POINT OF THE GAME. YOU'RE AN URBAN THUG WHO WANTS TO HAVE HIS GANG TAKE BACK CONTROL OF THE GHETTO, OR SOMETHING. I DIDN'T KNOW, I WAS TOO BUSY HAVING SEX WITH MY GIRLFRIENDS IN THE GAME.
THE GUNS ARE AWESOME, EVEN BETTER THAN HALO 2'S. MAINLY BECAUSE YOU CAN CARRY MORE THAN TWO WEAPONS IN YOUR INVENTORY. YOU CAN ALSO DUAL WEILD, WHICH IS AWESOME.
THIS IS THE BEST GAME EVA! NOW EXCUSE ME, I'M GONNA GO HAVE SOME 'COFFEE' WITH DENISE!
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE FOUND A GAME BETTER THAN HALO 2. IT'S THE 3RD GTA GAME (( GTA 1 AND 2 SUCK TOTAL ASS, SO GTA3 IS REALLY GTA ONE. )) AND IT ROCKS.
FIRST THE POINT OF THE GAME. YOU'RE AN URBAN THUG WHO WANTS TO HAVE HIS GANG TAKE BACK CONTROL OF THE GHETTO, OR SOMETHING. I DIDN'T KNOW, I WAS TOO BUSY HAVING SEX WITH MY GIRLFRIENDS IN THE GAME.
THE GUNS ARE AWESOME, EVEN BETTER THAN HALO 2'S. MAINLY BECAUSE YOU CAN CARRY MORE THAN TWO WEAPONS IN YOUR INVENTORY. YOU CAN ALSO DUAL WEILD, WHICH IS AWESOME.
THIS IS THE BEST GAME EVA! NOW EXCUSE ME, I'M GONNA GO HAVE SOME 'COFFEE' WITH DENISE!
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OoC: I HAVE TO DO THIS!
Nintendo- In General
IT SUXXORZ BECAUSE IT AND PS2 RIPPED OFF XBOX, WHICH IS BETTA! tHE NEW LOZ GAME SUCKS! IT'S GRAPHICS ARE INFINITY TIMES WORSE THAN THE -10 BIT! aLL IT'S GAMES ARE 10 TIMES WORSE THAN BIG RIGS: OVER THE ROAD THE RACING AND E.T COMBINED!
BUY AN XBOX BECAUSE NINTENDO GAMES HAVE THE WORST GAMEPLAY OUT OF ALL TIME! XBOX BETTER! KILL ALL PEOPLE WHO SAY THE WORD NINTENDO! DO IT NOW! I RULE YOU ALL SO BAD!
^Whoever says this I would kill, seriously the GameCube is better than the SUXBOX (only Kidding actually all systems are equal)
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God of War-
-100000000 out of 10
It sucks
Has the worst gameplay and graphics ever put in a game
None of it is is fun
Rips off of Better games like Drake of the 99 Dragons
Don't play it
Buy Narc, 'cuse it's the equivalint of 10 Half-Life 2s
OoC: I feel better now
Nintendo- In General
IT SUXXORZ BECAUSE IT AND PS2 RIPPED OFF XBOX, WHICH IS BETTA! tHE NEW LOZ GAME SUCKS! IT'S GRAPHICS ARE INFINITY TIMES WORSE THAN THE -10 BIT! aLL IT'S GAMES ARE 10 TIMES WORSE THAN BIG RIGS: OVER THE ROAD THE RACING AND E.T COMBINED!
BUY AN XBOX BECAUSE NINTENDO GAMES HAVE THE WORST GAMEPLAY OUT OF ALL TIME! XBOX BETTER! KILL ALL PEOPLE WHO SAY THE WORD NINTENDO! DO IT NOW! I RULE YOU ALL SO BAD!
^Whoever says this I would kill, seriously the GameCube is better than the SUXBOX (only Kidding
actually all systems are equal)and...
God of War-
-100000000 out of 10
It sucks
Has the worst gameplay and graphics ever put in a game
None of it is is fun
Rips off of Better games like Drake of the 99 Dragons
Don't play it
Buy Narc, 'cuse it's the equivalint of 10 Half-Life 2s
OoC: I feel better now
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Metal Gear Solid: The Twin Snakes
GRRRRR.... I'M TIRED OF ALL OF THESE VIOLENT GAMES. ALL YOU DO IN THIS GAME IS HEADSHOT AND NECKSNAP PEOPLE! THERE'S LOTS OF BLOOD TOO! SNIPER WOLF SHOWS OFF SOME OF HER MELONS, AND YOU CAN SEE MERYL'S UNDERWEAR IN ONE PART OF THE GAME! THERE'S EVEN SWEARING! BAD! BAD FOR KIDS! BAD FOR ADULTS! RERATE THIS GAME TO ADULTS ONLY!
GRRRRR.... I'M TIRED OF ALL OF THESE VIOLENT GAMES. ALL YOU DO IN THIS GAME IS HEADSHOT AND NECKSNAP PEOPLE! THERE'S LOTS OF BLOOD TOO! SNIPER WOLF SHOWS OFF SOME OF HER MELONS, AND YOU CAN SEE MERYL'S UNDERWEAR IN ONE PART OF THE GAME! THERE'S EVEN SWEARING! BAD! BAD FOR KIDS! BAD FOR ADULTS! RERATE THIS GAME TO ADULTS ONLY!