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#181

Post by Gumby dammit » Tue Apr 06, 2004 5:45 pm

Sonic The Hedgehog 1
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Dis game is TEH SUXX0R!!! Derez not a spek of blood or gore! I want F******* blood! I want F****** gore! You run around like a moron with a blue hippie HEADGEHOG!!! TAHT'S GHAY! GAY GAY GAY GAY!!! I've never played dis game but it's the suxxor 'cuz it's not on X-Box,the SOnic Mega Collection,yes,but it's on Gaycube so it automaticly sux. Don't buy dis game,it's GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY!!! IT SUX CUZ IT AINT A FPS!!! NO GUNS! DA F****** BOTS HAVE GUNS,AND WHAT CAN U DO? YOU CAN JUMP ON DEM IN A BALL!!! DIS GAME SUX TO DA MAX!!! ITZ A SIDE SCROLLER SO ITZ LIK MAREEO WICH IS GAY! AND DA VILLIN IS FAT!!! AND HE'S ALWAYS IN A F****** ROBOT!!!!! I KEP GETTIN KILED CUZ I LIK GETTIN DA HEAGEHOG KILED. DON'T BUY THIS GAME,IF U DO,YOU SHOULD BE SHOT IN DA MIDDLE OF TWAFFIC!!! PLAY A GOOD FPS,LIKE HALEO! DATZ A GREAT GAME MAN!

(( Did I sound like an X-Box fanboy,or what? NOTE: I'm NOT against Sonic at all. Next to Mario,he's my favorite video game hero. ))

[ April 06, 2004, 07:43 PM: Message edited by: The Tenth Star ]
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#182

Post by Gumby dammit » Thu Apr 08, 2004 10:38 pm

Pac-Man

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OMG DIS GAME SUCK! YOU PLAY AS YELLOW DOT WHO EATS DOTS AND GHOSTS. NO BLOD. NO GOR. NO GUNZ. DIS IS NOT A GOOD GAME,GET BMX XXX INSTED OF DIS **** PILE OF A GAME.
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#183

Post by Cloaked Dude » Sat Apr 10, 2004 9:20 pm

Pokemon Crystal

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WHY CAN'T THESE WORTHLESS BALLS CATCH ANYTHING? I ALWAYS ENDING UP FAINTING THEM! AND THEY ALWAYS DO CHEAP SHOTS! WHY WHY WHY? YOU HAVE TO TRADE TO CATCH THEM ALL! THAT'S SO CHEAP! I WOULD'VE GAVE THIS 8 :mad: IF I COULDN'T TRADE TO RED/BLUE DUE TO THAT GLITCH!
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#184

Post by Gumby dammit » Wed Apr 14, 2004 9:30 pm

Clock Tower (( Playstation 1 ))

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TIHS GAME SUC! YOU PLAY AS ONE O' TWO CHIX,AND IN TTTTEH 2 LEVEL U CAN PLAY AS A COP OR REPORTER. DIS GAME SUCK CUZ ALL YOU DO IS RUN FORM A GEY KID NAMD SIZZERMAN. WHAT A GAY NAME TO 900%,WHICH IS ABUV ONE HUNDRUD PERSENT. DIS ONLY GOT A six CUZ YOU USE A GUN NEAR TEH END UH DA GAME,AND U UZE HOT CHIX. DIS GAME HAS NO BLOD,EVEN WHEN GAYMAN STABS YOU,NO BLOOD!!!!!!!!!!! NO GOR!!!! EVN WEN U SHOT GAYHEADMAN HE DOESN'T BLED! DON'T BUY!!!!


(( NOTE: Clock Tower is one of my favorite games,and this Review is 100% lies! ))
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