The worst reviews. (2)
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Now for a real reviewish thing by a LoZ: Windwaker fanboy on TP: TP sucks has the worst gameplay ever also the characters are mutated and ugly the plot is deppresing and has bad pacing and a tiny overworld and WW pwns it in everything IMO
Sailing>>>>>Horse Riding.
Asks n00b if he's ever heard of commas then kills him.
Sailing>>>>>Horse Riding.
Asks n00b if he's ever heard of commas then kills him.
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Panfan the GameFAQs user's review of Super Mario Bros.
This is the greatest and most influential game ever? Psh. Greatest and most influential piece of CRAP.
Story: 1/10
Oh here's a shocker, Bowser kidnapped the princess! What the hell Nintendo? You do this in almost every Mario game, and now you do it in this one? Way to be original. If you want story, play Gears of War.
Graphics: 1/10
This looks so blocky. Nintendo graphics suck ass. If you want graphics, play Gears of War.
Sound: 1/10
OH MY EARS! It's horrible. Especially because we have games with FULL ORCHESTRA. Get with the picture, Nintendo. If you want sound, play Gears of War.
Gameplay: 1/10
YOU DO THIS IN EVERY PLATFORMER. WHY THE HELL CANT YOU DO SOMETHING ORIGINAL NINTENDO? It's not fun. If you want gameplay, play Gears of War.
Controls: 1/10
You can only run and jump. Nothing else. It's boring and full of crap. If you want controls, play Gears of War.
Pros:
It's probably like $2 now
I guess some of the music is a little catchy
It's not as good as Gears of War
Cons:
It's not even worth that $2
The music is ruined by bleeps and bloops
The graphics are really pixelated
The story's the same as every other Mario game
You do the same you do in every platformer ever
You can only run and jump
Gears of War is better
Buy, Rent, or Skip?
Skip. Buy Gears of War instead.
This is the greatest and most influential game ever? Psh. Greatest and most influential piece of CRAP.
Story: 1/10
Oh here's a shocker, Bowser kidnapped the princess! What the hell Nintendo? You do this in almost every Mario game, and now you do it in this one? Way to be original. If you want story, play Gears of War.
Graphics: 1/10
This looks so blocky. Nintendo graphics suck ass. If you want graphics, play Gears of War.
Sound: 1/10
OH MY EARS! It's horrible. Especially because we have games with FULL ORCHESTRA. Get with the picture, Nintendo. If you want sound, play Gears of War.
Gameplay: 1/10
YOU DO THIS IN EVERY PLATFORMER. WHY THE HELL CANT YOU DO SOMETHING ORIGINAL NINTENDO? It's not fun. If you want gameplay, play Gears of War.
Controls: 1/10
You can only run and jump. Nothing else. It's boring and full of crap. If you want controls, play Gears of War.
Pros:
It's probably like $2 now
I guess some of the music is a little catchy
It's not as good as Gears of War
Cons:
It's not even worth that $2
The music is ruined by bleeps and bloops
The graphics are really pixelated
The story's the same as every other Mario game
You do the same you do in every platformer ever
You can only run and jump
Gears of War is better
Buy, Rent, or Skip?
Skip. Buy Gears of War instead.
and that's the waaaaaaaaaay the news goes
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M_K's Bad review of Need for Speed: Carbon
Hello, I'll tell you about NFS: Carbon today.
You start off as some loser who tries to come back to Carbon City but gets caught by long time "aquaintances". 2 things abot this.
The loser: WHY CAN'T WE SEE HIS FACE?!?! He might as well be a wraith from Lord of the Rings!! We can't see the other faces, but not our own?!
Carbon City: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS LAME NAME FOR??? Why not NOS City or Iron city; they're far more apporpriate(SP?) names!
Now moving on...
Your car gets wrecked after the chase and you get a new ride. The "wrecked car" scenario is nice and original. I love it! But...
WHY CAN'T WE GET COOLER AND BETTER STARTING CARS!!! I'd rather have my bro's car (which has a flat tire and a mediocre paint job) than ANY of those cars!!!
Now onto the main game...
Your job is to aquire dirrerent territories from different gangs. Simple huh?
But sometimes you defend your territories from loser gangs and not the gangs you're trying to take the territory from. COOL! I like beating losers for next to nothing!
Now the boss races... You first race in the 2 part boss race is a regular race. No biggie, right? Then you participate in the Canyon Duel. WTF!?!? Why can't we just race on a regular track like normal pepole? And why can't I lose my car if I fall off?!?!
ARRRRGH I'm so mad!!! I'll finish this later.
To be Concluded...
Hello, I'll tell you about NFS: Carbon today.
You start off as some loser who tries to come back to Carbon City but gets caught by long time "aquaintances". 2 things abot this.
The loser: WHY CAN'T WE SEE HIS FACE?!?! He might as well be a wraith from Lord of the Rings!! We can't see the other faces, but not our own?!
Carbon City: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS LAME NAME FOR??? Why not NOS City or Iron city; they're far more apporpriate(SP?) names!
Now moving on...
Your car gets wrecked after the chase and you get a new ride. The "wrecked car" scenario is nice and original. I love it! But...
WHY CAN'T WE GET COOLER AND BETTER STARTING CARS!!! I'd rather have my bro's car (which has a flat tire and a mediocre paint job) than ANY of those cars!!!
Now onto the main game...
Your job is to aquire dirrerent territories from different gangs. Simple huh?
But sometimes you defend your territories from loser gangs and not the gangs you're trying to take the territory from. COOL! I like beating losers for next to nothing!
Now the boss races... You first race in the 2 part boss race is a regular race. No biggie, right? Then you participate in the Canyon Duel. WTF!?!? Why can't we just race on a regular track like normal pepole? And why can't I lose my car if I fall off?!?!
ARRRRGH I'm so mad!!! I'll finish this later.
To be Concluded...